One sentence story...
 

I seen Willy naked behind the shed when the sheep ran past me and then...


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Yep...it's "Off Topic" alright...

then the half naked farmer's daughter came out from behind the barn with a big smile on her face.

The End.

lmao..:beer:

Then Willy's wifey took one of Willy's many firearms and blew a hole big enough to plane a very nice 22" HydraSport CC right thru Willy's mid-section, wiping the smile from his face as well as the nekkid farmer's daughter's face...the young lady's smile being a result of the laughter she was getting over due to having just encountered the smallest...Uh...member in her experience...:clap:

Grizzly Adams spotted running away from WellcraftV-20 forum into a local watering hole, when the bartender asked why he was in such a rush he replied "Don't ask, just keep them boiler makers coming Mr. Krinkle, I need to kill all brain cells involved with mental images." :beer:

To be continued..

Mr. Krinkle was selling tickets and drinks to the animal show and the killing. He's using all the proceeds to take Willy"s widow out for a nice candle light dinner and dancing so he can show her how to do the love muscle waltz. :hi::beer:
He didn't just say that outloud did he?????:bat::zip::you:

Here she is, the farmer's daughter at closing time in his local watering hole. :love:

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...losingtime.jpg

Hang on, Bruddah...you ain't mentally imaged nuthin' yet...:you:

and then MRS Krinkle blew a GAPING hole straight thru MR Krinkle and that was the end of THAT...had the love muscle taxidermied and kept a dark corner in the basement...:zip:

And after the CEO almost succumbed to the glow stick bandit, only being thwarted by her hysterical laughter once the lights were on, she visited Willy on the mend in the hospital and being a kind soul Willy agreed to the penile reduction surgery to help the little lady out.

Very "BIG" of him...:you:

:you:lol you guys are to much!!!

I cant follow that:head::head::head::head::head::head::head:

Well except for lumber was sportin some rather large wood!:you:

Well except for lumber was sportin some rather large wood!:you:[/QUOTE]

I guess if your a carpenter you can make YOUR WOOD as large as you need:you:

I guess if your a carpenter you can make YOUR WOOD as large as you need:you:[/QUOTE]


Yep...a man knows what he's doin' could make a 6x6 outta a 4x4...:zip:

lol:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: