Dad gum northerners...how would you cook if you didn't have your electric ovens?
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"It's ok, move down here, breath our air, eat our food, marry our women, all we ask is that you don't tell us how you used to do it up north".

I got a little different motto for the migratory northerners, seen it on a bumper sticker before.

"Welcome to the south, now leave your daughter and go home":love:

No offense meant to any of the northereners here. Except maybe MJ with that dag gum hillbilly comment, I represent that.

“There is a great chasm of misunderstanding between the people that are from the north and people from the south.
I believe what it all boils down to is language.
We think the people up north talk funny and the people up north think that we talk funny, when in fact God talks like we do.
As a matter a fact I think God sounds a lot like Herman Talmadge”.