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Can i do the ol thumb out the zipper trick?

I would take 2 hits for a million!!!!!!!!!!:bat:

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Obviously none of you sailors have ever caught the Clap before:cry:....and YOU have to pay for it!!!!

.......Besides.....I wouldnt want to scare the hammer

If I can do it while erect...the hammer wouldn't stand a chance...bring the money...:party:

Well, I've smacked my thumb with a hammer many times and it still works. The Black N Blue goes away and the nail grows out...and lets face it, I'm over the hill, only bangin one woman for whatever years left that either one of us is even interested...:head:and hell, thats just a good excuse to get up at 4 AM and go fishin'...sooooo...$1,000,000.00:bat:

Oh, I get it now.

I've been sittin' here thinkin' who on this board has a million???

Being a Stinky thread and all I though he meant would you PAY a million to have someone smack your thingy with a hammer.

Silly me. Well if it was Vanna White maybe I'd pay her $250,000 to do it.

That's all I have in my 401K