Stitches?

Why?

Don't you have a soldering iron?

btw, it's all the wifes fault. It's her job to make you a sandwich.

rkc

Wasn't easy. It took like four tries. LOL.. :you:

The ironic thing is Tomatoes contain the vitamins that help the scabing process and rebuilding of skin tissue:beer:

Actually, I was wondering the same thing. I would have expected a sliced thumb or finger...but not the top of the forearm... :head:

Like i said it rolled to my left side and in the heat of battle I misaimed. It was him or me at that point. I lost.

Un huh....sure that's what they all say... To my way of thinking, it happened something like this: ......

Stinky walks into kitchen and sees wife slicing tomatoes..
Wife tells Stinky not to touch them, they're for dinner that evening..
Stinky reaches out for one anyways.
Bam!!! :nut:
Wife calls for ambulance

:clap:

....or he was tryin to slice them up in the air........"hold ma beer an' watch this!!!"

Worst part of it all is those 'maters look somewhat anemic. Hardly worth the effort.

I agree....The only really great tomatoes are grown in New Jersey. Other states have good tomatoes...Jersey has GREAT tomatoes. The other states don't get the polution we get from the western states.. All that acid makes a great tasting tomato.. don't ask me why. You eat a Jersey tomato fresh picked off the vine and you'll never be satisfied with anything else ever again.

I got some bigguns growing in my garden. I had a few small ones that the wife got somewhere...they have a good sweet taste to em. The garden ones are just getting ripe. I got a real late start planting this year.