I would offer him a match. Fugly indeed. Is there such a thing as the "Ugliest Boat Competition"? I remember a few years back they did the "Ugliest Truck Competition" at the Monster Truck Races. Someone with a butt ugly truck drove away in a brand new Ford Ranger.

funny thing is, there is a boat simular to that one at a car lot down here, been sitting on that lot for a while