Would you Remarry

[Mulv80]

I saw this on the Barn and got a kick out of it.

WOULD YOU REMARRY??


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks THE question.....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."



WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."



WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my ***elry?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would you take her fishing with you?"


HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would she use my reels ?"


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: ----- silence ------

[lumberslinger178]

:you:

[lumberslinger178]

:you:I asked my wife if its ok for me to bring a date to her funeral.:you:

[lumberslinger178]

just so you guys know thats a joke ....... shes got a great sense of humor.

she knows i would wait at least a couple days:you:

[macojoe]

I never got married the first time!! Let alone the doing it a 2nd time!
I have been happily unmarried for 27 years!

[C YENSEN]

LMFAO:you:

[parishht]

Reminds me of what I tell my wife.
It is an old joke about engineers:

"you just keep thinking that I am with my girlfriend
and my girlfriend keeps thiking that I am spending time with you,
when in actuallity, I am in the office having peace and quite to get some work done."

[parishht]

Here is the full joke:

Wife vs. Mistress

An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing
whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife,
building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
The other two replied, "Both?"
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman,
and you can go to the lab and get some work done."


For all the engineers on the board, and anyone else,
here is a link to engineer jokes

http://www.inflection-point.com/jokes.php