THEFERMANATOR
04-09-2008, 09:05 PM
In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
You spend most of your time in an6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get time off
For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON
@ WORK
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You can watch TV and play games
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You get your own toilet
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON
@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You must deal with sadistic wardens
They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
You spend most of your time in an6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get time off
For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON
@ WORK
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You can watch TV and play games
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You get your own toilet
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON
@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You must deal with sadistic wardens
They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work.