THEFERMANATOR
03-11-2008, 08:39 PM
Two bored dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive southern blonde woman arrived....and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby......southern girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down....squealed...."YES!, YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers....and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know.....I thought you were watching."
Moral:
Southerns are not stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men...are men.
A very attractive southern blonde woman arrived....and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby......southern girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down....squealed...."YES!, YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers....and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know.....I thought you were watching."
Moral:
Southerns are not stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men...are men.