THEFERMANATOR
02-26-2008, 12:31 AM
A man has a young girlfriend and is having trouble lasting long enough to please her. he goes to the doctor and asks what to do.
the doctor tells him he should please himself a few hours before he attempts to have sex with her so that he can last longer.
that day the man is on his way home form work and thinks, oh hell she is going to want some when i get home...i should stretch one out before i get there.
he sits in his truck and thinks well, people driving by will think wierd things if i am sitting here playing with myself...so he figures it out.
i will get under the truck and if anyone comes by i will say i am checking the transmission.
so he climbs under the truck and starts doing his thing, he is going good when he hears a voice...
"Sir, What are you doing?" he opens his eyes and looks up to see a police officer.
he says, just like he planned "I am checking my transmission"
the cop looks at him and says "I would guess there is something wrong with the parking brake as you truck has rolled down the hill and has crashed into a tree!"
:you:
the doctor tells him he should please himself a few hours before he attempts to have sex with her so that he can last longer.
that day the man is on his way home form work and thinks, oh hell she is going to want some when i get home...i should stretch one out before i get there.
he sits in his truck and thinks well, people driving by will think wierd things if i am sitting here playing with myself...so he figures it out.
i will get under the truck and if anyone comes by i will say i am checking the transmission.
so he climbs under the truck and starts doing his thing, he is going good when he hears a voice...
"Sir, What are you doing?" he opens his eyes and looks up to see a police officer.
he says, just like he planned "I am checking my transmission"
the cop looks at him and says "I would guess there is something wrong with the parking brake as you truck has rolled down the hill and has crashed into a tree!"
:you: