Where the White Man went wrong...

[Airslot]

Agood friend sent this along:

Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that."

[C YENSEN]

I wish one of our Presidential candidates was using that as their "pitch" sounds good to me:beer::nice:

[Blue_Runner]

Its a great point indeed. The Native Americans had it figured out. :beer:

[willy]

I say we start our own country and use that system as a model

[Blue_Runner]

I'll make the arrowheads...Willy you make the bow and arrows....lumberslinger can carve out the canoes...RB, Willy, and Hammer can be the peace keepers...we ALL will recruit some female talent for our new tribe. We can call ourselves "the V-twindians." I figure we can get all the women we need by riding around in Ferm's pink jeep.
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[THEFERMANATOR]

I'll make the arrowheads...Willy you make the bow and arrows....lumberslinger can carve out the canoes...RB, Willy, and Hammer can be the peace keepers...we ALL will recruit some female talent for our new tribe. We can call ourselves "the V-twindians." I figure we can get all the women we need by riding around in Ferm's pink jeep.
:party:

I doubt that will work, it aint gotten me ANY!

[Blue_Runner]

You are right Ferm...It will be difficult. The old saying does still ring true in this case, "they don't make em like they used to." But with the help of "Pinky" I think we stand a much better chance. Plus if we elect Willy our tribal leader our odds of getting women go up another 300%.

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[willy]

Where we do we set up this brothel, I mean country of ours

[willy]

And women are no problem brothers, we just do what the indians did, we pillage and plunder, I say we go after the liberal tribes first, they are wusses and afraid of their own shadows, plus they have some hot women that we can straighten out real quick. Besides all the conservative tribes will be armed and dangerous to screw with:bat:

[Blue_Runner]

Willy, I'm sure you know this too but that is why women had long hair in prehistoric times. Just so the men could drag them back to camp by thier hair. First you sweet talk them into getting close and then go for the hair
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[willy]

I just throw them over my shoulder and smack their little arses if they act up, has worked for me for years:bat:

[THEFERMANATOR]

Like so.

[Blue_Runner]

Perfect illustration Ferm :clap:

[Airslot]

Maybe we could set up shop in coastal SC? If I ever have to leave here, thats a place I'll strongly consider going. Love them SC women:love: