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garagenc
02-11-2008, 05:32 PM
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:


#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knockthe knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he becontent just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
woulddiscourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need todebate this withsome
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:
BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

bradford
02-11-2008, 05:50 PM
Sign me up as a redneck; though I prefer S&W .357 MAG. That way I take him out, as well as any of his cave dwelling goons behind him.

THEFERMANATOR
02-11-2008, 05:59 PM
At first I was REPUBLICAN, but the REDNECK way swayed me.

Skools Out
02-11-2008, 08:11 PM
i'm with Ferm was a rep but came a redneck fast lol would liked a stroller mounted 50 cal lol

tsubaki
02-11-2008, 08:31 PM
Of course, redneck. But not a Kimber, Colt 1911 or more comfortable (consealable) Rossie 44spl with 180gr Hornady XTP.

spareparts
02-11-2008, 09:16 PM
decisions, decisions...9mm, 357, 380, 45 acp in the 625, colt compact, or full size Springfield. What the heck, I'll shoot em with all of them. Oh and by the way, if you are a fan of the 1911, don't ever shoot a Kimber unless you are prepared to buy one. Its the best shooting gun I have ever picked up,

LESTERUS
02-13-2008, 03:55 PM
Cuban Redneck

randlemanboater
02-13-2008, 05:48 PM
I'm thinking about picking up one of the new Taurus "Judge" revolvers, they shoot .45 Colt OR .410 shotgun shells.

More of a BOOOOOOMMMMMM than BANG.:oh:

http://www.taurususa.com/video/taurus-theJudge-video.cfm