THEFERMANATOR
01-31-2008, 11:23 PM
Official Announcement:
Today, the people ofAmericaannounced the changing of its National emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the political stance of Congress. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than this!
Today, the people ofAmericaannounced the changing of its National emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the political stance of Congress. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than this!