LOL for today

[Stinky_Hooker]

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else," said the madam.


"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred
dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.


Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too
expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they
went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been
with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina.""Really" she said. "I have family in
South Carolina."


"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."


The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are

certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a
lawyer

[Skools Out]

Thanks for the good laughs i'd seen that one but it's just as good the second time LOL Hell yeah we need an unsensored area for jokes. Hey CB add us one of those areas for the ones who can handle it lol.

"Unsensored Area & Jokes"

[macojoe]

Jay and his blonde wife live in Chicago. One winter
morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Jay's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side
of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Jay's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the
radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches
of snow today. You must park...", then the electric
power goes out.
Jay's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
Jay says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"

[reelapeelin]

Aunt Tillie's 90th birthday party...Tillie sitting in favorite chair as everyone stops by to wish her well...she's leaning a little to left, so someone props her up w/a pillow...later, she's leaning to right, so someone props her back up straight...favorite nephew stops by and asks: "Aunt Tillie, how you doin'?"

Tillie looks up and says, "They won't let me fart!"...

[willy]

thats the one RP lmfao