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Stinky_Hooker
10-05-2005, 02:50 PM
You know when the wife aint lookin. ;D

macojoe
10-05-2005, 03:01 PM
Back in the drinking days we use to pee in the sinks at the clubs cause it was standing room only!

I have a pee jug in the basement for when I have to go and I dump out side, I also have been none to pee off the deck when the bathroom is in use.

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Blue_Runner
10-05-2005, 06:23 PM
I pee in a pepsi bottle (widemouth bottle preferred) when I'm on a long road trip so I don't have to stop.

Oh yeah has to be at least 16 oz, but 20 + is best. I have a large bladder capacity which gives me great range 8)

Just watch out for pot holes, and for Pete's sake, whatever you do don't run off the road or it can get messy in a hurry :o

Blue_Runner
10-05-2005, 06:26 PM
Speaking of messy going down the road, I'll never forget the time back when my dad chewed red man tobacco. We were headed down the road in his "Ranchero" (just like an el Camino). Anyway, he had a big chaw in and the spit had built up somewhat when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, with great force, he sneezed and blew his chaw all over the dash, windshield, etc. etc. LMFA completely off!!! Although he wasn't too amused ;D

willy
10-05-2005, 07:03 PM
What have we come to ::)

Mac_Attack
10-05-2005, 07:11 PM
willy my thoughts exactly where Stinky going with this. *Now to answer the question I like MJ have had the need but not the appropriate space available so I used the sink but never at home. *What now Stinky? *Bill Mc ;D

macojoe
10-05-2005, 08:32 PM
LMFAO BR!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a old green horn for a boss years ago, we were going down the road and for a while he was working up a huge spit ball!!
He was snorting and all, then he turned spit out the window, but the window was closed!!
It was most evil thing I ever saw!! Then he starts to wipe it off with his shirt sleve :-X

reelapeelin
10-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Stinky, STOP pi$$in' in the sink...whether she's lookin' or not, your wifey makes your supper in that sink...now excuse me...I gotta go take a dump in the shop-vac...hit the switch, Honey!! :o

rb437
10-05-2005, 09:05 PM
you guys stay away from my grill

reelapeelin
10-05-2005, 09:33 PM
Propane or charcoal?

willy
10-05-2005, 09:44 PM
Oh Boy :o

rb437
10-05-2005, 10:01 PM
propane, charcoals too messy on the boat

rb437
10-05-2005, 10:05 PM
So my wife walks in while I'm typing my last reply. I kinda wish I'd been looking at porn, at least I wouldn't have to explain that.

chumbucket
10-05-2005, 10:26 PM
Well, in my man-cave (garage) I've got a permanately mouted funnel with a length of hose attached. It runs down and out the bottom of the outside wall, under the ground, and under the fence into my neighbors yard. They've got awfully green grass on that patch. ::) ;D Just give it a flush of clean water periodically to rinse. 8) I have a self sufficient man-cave equipped with TV, radio, refrig. It's got it all. Anyone else? ;)

chumbucket
10-05-2005, 10:27 PM
Oh, btw...........not in my own sink. ::) Maybe in someone elses house. :-X

reelapeelin
10-06-2005, 09:42 AM
Like your mother-in-law's house?... ::)...

chumbucket
10-06-2005, 09:46 AM
That's 14,000 miles from here. Give or take a couple hundred. 8) ;D ;D ;D

reelapeelin
10-06-2005, 09:53 AM
Knock 'em back all the way there...you'll HAVE to pee in the sink, cause you'll never make it to da b'room... ::)...where does she live?...in Tibet?...

Pipe_Dream
10-06-2005, 10:59 AM
Jeez, I go away for a week and this is what happens? :o And um, like, isn't the sink right next to the toilet, so what gives? Pleeeze PLEEEZE tell me you're not talking about the kitchen sink.

Now peeing in the yard, that's another subject. A guy's got to mark his territory . . .

reelapeelin
10-06-2005, 11:26 AM
Hey, Pipe...thought you'd been mia for a while there, oh, yeah, the Minnesota trip...no, I'm pretty sure Stinky's in the kitchen...he's a wild man...gotta luv 'im... ;)...

Blue_Runner
10-06-2005, 01:07 PM
This is the funniest thread EVER! The mystery continues....what the h-e-double-hockey-sticks IS Stinky talkin about ??? ???

Well, following my normal path of curiousness, I decided to look up the definition of "sink" (the noun) on dictionary.com. Here goes:

1. A water basin fixed to a wall or floor and having a drainpipe and generally a piped supply of water.
2. A cesspool.
3. A sinkhole.
4. A natural or artificial means of absorbing or removing a substance or a form of energy from a system.
5. A place regarded as wicked and corrupt.

So, #1 does a urnial qualify - I think it does, so YES, I have.
#2, a toilet is most definitely a cess pool, so YES, I have.
#3 A sinkhole - I must admit, I do aim at the low spots in the yard, as to not cause a massive run-off ;D so, YES, I have.
#4 H-e-l-l if I know ???
#5 I piss at work all the time ;D ;D ;D so, YES, I have done that one too!

But not the sink (the one we wash hands and dishes in), except at the club, like MJ said ;)

Man cave - not yet, but does a deer stand qualify as a man cave? ;D ;D ;D Just gotta plumb the pisser.

reelapeelin
10-06-2005, 02:27 PM
BR, I don't know and I don't care WHAT sink Stinky's pi$$in' in...but you're right...this has been one of the funniest things I ever read...HIGH-FIVE, Stinky, no matter WHERE you're drainin' the ''1-eyed trouser-mouse''... ;) ;D...

macojoe
10-06-2005, 07:16 PM
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Stinky_Hooker
10-07-2005, 12:38 AM
LMAO at you guys! My plan was to sit back and see where this thread went. Boy was it funny. ::)

I thought of this at work because I have a laundry sink in my office/maintenance shop. Its a good 100' to the nearest "restroom" so I use it often and rinse it with water. The drain runs out of the side of the building into the yard. Sometimes my boss walks by and asks me "whats that smell?" I say.. ???, but Ill check into it. ;D

At Home:
I have peed in the sink before...kitchen and bathroom but bathroom mostly. I dont do it on a regular basis anymore as I got chewed out for it.

Now I just piss in her houseplants. ;D

Skools Out
10-07-2005, 12:48 AM
StinkyYou're wild lol LMFAO lol

willy
10-07-2005, 04:04 AM
Boy I hope none of you guys run for political office, or go thru divorce proceedings or get sent for mental health evaluation because these posts are guarenteed to show up 8) when you least expect it, the only thing I will admit is never doing it into the wind ;D

Franco
10-07-2005, 10:08 AM
I usually stand in the sink to pee out the window!!!

reelapeelin
10-07-2005, 12:19 PM
LMAOFF...I's wonderin' where you were on this one...standin' in the sink...LMAO!!...