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Stinky_Hooker
11-02-2005, 05:53 PM
A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."






The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big d i c k, didn't it?"

Blue_Runner
11-02-2005, 06:01 PM
HAAAAAAAA!! Good one Skools!

Blue_Runner
11-02-2005, 06:01 PM
::)...I mean Stinky :o ;D

Stinky_Hooker
11-02-2005, 06:03 PM
HAAAAAAAA!! *Good one Skools!


Ill take THAT as a compliment.! ::)

Blue_Runner
11-02-2005, 06:41 PM
...and I didn't mean it any other way!

Wellcraft_Dave
11-07-2005, 12:58 AM
Here's one for ya...

Whatchya git when ya mix a mexican and a octapuss?

hell if I know, but that sucker can sure pick tomatoes!

Skools Out
11-07-2005, 02:02 AM
hey welcome back Dave how's the new baby fisherman?

willy
11-07-2005, 12:19 PM
Yea and where are the pics ;D you had us spoiled there for awhile

Wellcraft_Dave
11-07-2005, 09:17 PM
Hey guys... man as you can imagine,, it's been busy on my end.

Little guy is doin great! He's already up to 14 lbs as of today and 23 inches. Him and his brother got shots today.. so.. I have some sore youngin's right now.

Typical baby stuff.... late night cryin... Think I woke up a few times thinkin I heard a baby cryin only to realize the house was dead quiet :o ... one of them things
His big brother is doin just fantastic with him, and tolerates the cryin and stuff alot better than I thought he would :)

I've been meanin to get them pedastle seats to Chumbucket for his winter project, but I've been out foolin around scarin deer and stuff... I sent him some pix of what we were doin and he said I needed to post them and drop in... I hate to admit it, but the internet has been on the "way" back burner here lately,, but I should have more time to play catch up here after the 12th

And Willy, man I'll post all the pix ya want... I need to find a place to down load all my stuff so I can post them... anyone know of a file or photo file deal I can use on the net?? I've got some great baby shots and huntin and other shots to fill up time here during the winter/offseason for some of us that arent boatin/fishin.

We do plan to make a tuna run here before the year's out,, so I hope to have some pix of that to help keep up the fishin motivation... glad to see fuel is down to $2.25 now.... would be nice to get it back under $2 but that might be wishfull thinkin... Did clean up the Wellcraft this weekend and run the motor and went over the systems... she's definately ready to go!!

Love them digital cameras, cant believe I didnt get one sooner than I did (this year!!).

willy
11-07-2005, 09:36 PM
I am going to start looking to, done photography all my life and still love it, but those digitals are getting to the point where they will equal and in some cases better my 35mm. So I got to learn a whole new system. One thing I will miss is having those hard copy negatives, I have some that are 30 years old and would still make a great print. I don't think the current storage of data files will be as long lasting and the wrong crash or format change could spell a lot of lost memories. I know back them up, and I will. But there is something comforting about a hard copy of an image.

Franco
11-07-2005, 10:38 PM
Hey Dave, try photobucket.com

reelapeelin
11-07-2005, 11:39 PM
Didja hear about the two queer judges?...they ''tried'' each other!!... ::)...