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Skools Out
12-08-2005, 09:07 PM
i have a rather funny joke but it's a Lesbian Joke, would it be OK for you guy's ??? ??? Post it or Not???
phester
12-08-2005, 09:46 PM
I, for one, am not a lesbian, so go ahead!
Skools Out
12-08-2005, 09:49 PM
OK here it comes:
Q: What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A: A licker cabinet.
Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A: Klondyke.
Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A: Lickalotapuss.
Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur Traders.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well Hung.
Q: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.
Q: What's the definition of confusion?
A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
Q: What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
reelapeelin
12-09-2005, 09:54 AM
Fur Traders...LMAO...
Two lesbies buildin' a house...no studs, all tongue n' groove...
And didja hear about the two queer judges?...they TRIED each other....
willy
12-10-2005, 12:34 PM
Ha crack snacker isn't life grand LMAO ;D ;D ;D
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