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12-16-2005, 11:42 PM
Historically Accepted Uses Of The F-Word
There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
2. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the @#$% am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my a$$!"
-- Noah, 4314 B.C.
10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
2. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the @#$% am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my a$$!"
-- Noah, 4314 B.C.
10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003