Week before Christmas Thread

[Stinky_Hooker]

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house.......>

[TheTinMan]

....not a creature was stirring, not even the cows (bass)....

[fishmaster63]

my rods were all leaned 'gainst the chimney with care...

[Stinky_Hooker]

...in hopes that MJ's bracket boat would soon be there...

[Skools Out]

... All of a sudden there rose such a racket, It was MJ's old blown motor before he went bracket...

[Stinky_Hooker]

he then stopped and thought..."oh what must I do?" ???

"I know Ill think on it while taking a poo." ;D

[reelapeelin]

Then laying some pipe with his wife in the bed,

Came to mind,''My batteries, surely they're dead...''

[Skools Out]

...When Thoughts of Outboards danced through his head...

[Stinky_Hooker]

He thens pulls "out" to run through the yard in the snow

and check on his beloved boat cause fluking he must go....

[willy]

Then up on the roof top what should he see a bracket twin engine sleigh and a man taking a pee

[willy]

He came thru the chimney with a huff and a sigh
And he heard Mrs. MJ exclaim OH MY !

[willy]

When he was done he went to work with his bag full of joy and filled all the stockings, each with a toy

[willy]

For Mrs. MJ he left the Fishing Widow Annual

For MJ he left the Chevy Repair Manual

[Stinky_Hooker]

GO WILLY GO!!!! ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

Santa said on Yammie on Merc, on Johnson and Rudie,

we gotta get out of here while MJ gets him some booty!!

[willy]

Then quick as a lick up the chimney he went, to Mrs. MJ a wink he sent.

[willy]

Then up on the roof did MJ Hear
On Evinrude ON Honda Lets get the H@ll outta here

[willy]

Then like a lightning bolt he was gone

Making 40 knots he fled with a smile

And said Merry Christmas to all I'm off to Emerald Isle

[willy]

You devil Skools ;D

[Pipe_Dream]

Y'all are too much! ;D

[willy]

Some of this site should be put in book form. ;)

[Skools Out]

LOL that's a scary thought.

[TheTinMan]

If you want to add to this classic thread, copy and paste into your reply, then make your contribution. You guys are freakin hilarious.



Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house,

not a creature was stirring, not even the cows (bass),

my rods were all leaned 'gainst the chimney with care,

in hopes that MJ's bracket boat would soon be there.

All of a sudden there rose such a racket, It was MJ's old blown motor before he went bracket.

he then stopped and thought..."oh what must I do?"

"I know Ill think on it while taking a poo."

Then laying some pipe with his wife in the bed,

Came to mind,''My batteries, surely they're dead...''

When Thoughts of Outboards danced through his head

He thens pulls "out" to run through the yard in the snow

and check on his beloved boat cause fluking he must go

Then up on the roof top what should he see a bracket twin engine sleigh and a man taking a pee

He came thru the chimney with a huff and a sigh
And he heard Mrs. MJ exclaim OH MY !

When he was done he went to work with his bag full of joy and filled all the stockings, each with a toy

For Mrs. MJ he left the Fishing Widow Annual

For MJ he left the Chevy Repair Manual

Santa said on Yammie on Merc, on Johnson and Rudie,

we gotta get out of here while MJ gets him some booty!!

Then quick as a lick up the chimney he went, to Mrs. MJ a wink he sent.

Then up on the roof did MJ Hear
On Evinrude ON Honda Lets get the H@ll outta here

Then like a lightning bolt he was gone

Making 40 knots he fled with a smile

And said Merry Christmas to all I'm off to Emerald Isle

[willy]

Santa Skools you got one of them bracket twin engine sleighs in your garage don't ya :D

[TheTinMan]

You're close Willy....he's got triples on it....and you should see the flair on that sleigh!

[willy]

Gets forty knots loaded up too. I've been waiting for MJ to add a line, or at least a " Who Cares " ;D

[Skools Out]

na i took them off and used those Jet Motors we saw on ebay oh yeah Triple 2000 HP Jet motors. Arr Arr Arr. 6000 HP total.

[willy]

You should be able to get to all our houses on Christmas Eve then. Better lock up the wives Santa Skools is coming to town ;D

[Skools Out]

lol oh yeah here i come HO HO HO lol

[TheTinMan]

"You better watch out, you better........."






uh oh ::)

[Franco]

You better not lie ( about fishing )

[willy]

I'm telling you why

[Stinky_Hooker]

Cause Santa Thong is coming to town!! ;D

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[willy]

He sees you when your peeing, he knows when your a flake

[willy]

he knows if you caught a striper or just a little skate

[willy]

Sooooooo You better watch out

[willy]

You better limit out I'm telling you why






TAKE IT STINKY

[Stinky_Hooker]

Santa thong is coming to town,

SANTA THONG IS COMIN TO....

SAN.......TA THONG IS COMIIIIIINNNNNGGGG TOOOOOOO TOWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!



;D ;D
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[willy]

When great minds come together during the holiday season it is a wonderful thing

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

[Skools Out]

forgot one guys

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all?...

[willy]

Jingle all the day

[willy]

Oh what fun it is to fly in Skools 200 horse cuddy sleigh

[willy]

Jingle bells ride the swells ride them all the way

[willy]

To Franco's house we sing and shout about Killians on the bay

[willy]

Hey

[Stinky_Hooker]

OK next song........


Norton the snowman...... ;D

[TheTinMan]

Norton the snowman...... ;D

was a forum member troll.... :)











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[TheTinMan]

Norton the snowman

was a forum member troll

with a crack smokin pipe and a coke snortin nose

[TheTinMan]

Norton the snowman

was a forum member troll

with a crack smokin pipe and a coke snortin nose

and a Bayliner boat with a hole

[willy]

Boy, me and Stinky leave you guys to finish one song for a day or two and this is all you got ::)

[Stinky_Hooker]

SLACKERS!!!!! ;D

[TheTinMan]

Boy, me and Stinky leave you guys to finish one song for a day or two and this is all you got ::)


wut you talkin bout willis? I'd don't see your contribution for Norton...C'mon go for it ;D

[willy]

Norton the snowman

was a forum member troll

with a crack smokin pipe and a coke snortin nose

and a Bayliner boat with a hole

There must have been some magic in

that old crack pipe he smoked

For when they placed it in his mouth

They saw him come about

Norton the Snowman was as high as he could be

With his raincoat on he stood around

and watched the girls play with glee

[willy]

There you go Tin, now the rest of you SLACKERS get a movin

[willy]

Stinky can you help these slackers out please ::)

[Stinky_Hooker]

Norton the snowman

was a forum member troll

with a crack smokin pipe and a coke snortin nose

and a Bayliner boat with a hole

There must have been some magic in

that old crack pipe he smoked

For when they placed it in his mouth

They saw him come about

Norton the Snowman was as high as he could be

With his raincoat on he stood around

and watched the girls play with glee

he then decided the girls hot, so he took em to catch sum bass


then they played with his "north pole" and he tapped that @$$!!


:o Im am so sorry for that right there, I dont know where it came from. I think "they" are a little blue..."Oh Honey!!" ;D

[willy]

Stinky Its probably best if you take a little break
All this creativity on demand is taking its toll on you bud
Go talk with the Mrs. and get destressed ;D ;D ;) ;) ;D ;D

[willy]

Are you thoroughly destressed now Stinky ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

I am, It was one of those "fill up a bucket times" ::)

[willy]

I LOVE THOSE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D