I stopped shaving!!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

I am tired of it and I am rebelling!!! ;D

Wunder how long I can last! :o

[Mac_Attack]

Don't do it stinky! Cb's lively hood depends on us shaving. Please reconsider!

[chumbucket]

Thank you MAC. Now go out right now and buy Gillette products. New stuff hitting the shelves real soon. How many blades can ya stuff into a razor? ???

[chumbucket]

BTW Stinky, your rebellion will only last as long as Mrs Stinky will tolerate it. I know because I rebelled recently. Only lasted about 2 months until I was hearing about it nonstop from Mrs CB. I finally caved. :'(

[Franco]

Just curious, what did you quit shaving? I mean with the thong and all!

[chumbucket]

Well I didn't want to be the one to ask. But, since Franco broke the ice............I'll send ya a Venus Divine for those sensitive areas. Otherwise you're gonna end up looking something like this................
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/bospa/missiraq.jpg
:o :o :o ;D ;D ;D

[macojoe]

Thats F... Disgusting!

But stinky might like it? He can use it as camouflage in the woods.

And if she can get a Venus threw that thing she can be Gillette's poster child!!

[chumbucket]

The only thing getting through that underbrush is a Toro Weedwacker! :o
I thought that's how you like your women. Big and hairy for them cold Cape Cod nights. ::)

[macojoe]

I like a clean shaved no stubble women!!

I had to buy some 2 weeks ago :'( Just like you to get me hooked and then leave me jonesing :(

[chumbucket]

I had to buy some 2 weeks ago :'( Just like you to get me hooked and then leave me jonesing :(
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Care package this week. Keeps you coming back for more. Try to keep everyone from fighting over them this time.
;) ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

It didnt last guys!! I made it like 3 hours since my poclaimed "stopage" and then shaved....I hadnt shaved all week cause I been hunting and it was buggin the piss outta me! ;D


I have failed!! Merry Christmas CB! Go buy sumthin special with my Mach 487 money!! ::)

[chumbucket]

;D

[macojoe]

thats easy now!! I hide mine in the basement!! I can hide a VW down there and know one would ever find it!!

Unless its money, My wife once founf a bottle screwed to the bottom of the work bench!! :o

It was all the way in the back in the dark and wraped with black tape to keep it inm the dark, She found it and took the $300 also!! >:(

[chumbucket]

Women can sniff that stuff out like nothin. I'm just lucky my wife has no real idea what some of my fishing gear and guns cost. ::)