Fart quiz

[TheTinMan]

I scored a 70%.

http://www.fartgreetings.com/quiz.asp

[macojoe]

wow you think I would get 100%!! But I only got 50% Seagulls don't fart?? Iguess cause its all the $hiting they do!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

Good stuff! i got 75

[phester]

I scored a 70%,and fiercely proud of it

[Mulv80]

80% and thats pretty accurate considering I fart constantly. I actually thought the average male farts 29 times a day. WOW

[TheTinMan]

Good stuff! i got 75


OK Stinky....there's only 10 questions so how'd your score a 75??? ;D

[Franco]

I got a 50 - that stinks - excuse the pun :-/

[TheTinMan]

80% and thats pretty accurate considering I fart constantly. I actually thought the average male farts 29 times a day. WOW


Mulv...you should change your name to "FartMaster"....c'mon, do it! ;D

[Mulv80]

I was going to name my boat "Bow Movement" before the name was *poplarized, because of my gaseous nature, I actually farted twice typing this

[TheTinMan]

I was going to name my boat "Bow Moverment" before the name was poplarized, because of my gaseous nature, I actually farted twice typing this


LMFAO.....I'm the same way. Hey I bet we could get on Howard Stern's show!

[phester]

guys ,knock it off!! You're stinkin' up the place...animals...

[phester]

hey I just noticed I'm a god, now what?

[Mulv80]

Phester, It means you can now fart when ever where ever you want, Congrats

[TheTinMan]

Not true....you need to be a "Full Member".....full of %$#&

[TheTinMan]

ahhhhhh...that felt good

http://bathroomjokes.com/fart/sound.htm

[Mulv80]

The definition of "Turd Burglar" was too funny

[TheTinMan]

Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

[Stinky_Hooker]

OK Stinky....there's only 10 questions so how'd your score a 75??? * ;D




oh, nevermind I meant 70...sorry typo

[chitbob1]

90% my wife can't b**ch at me no more for farting I am "A FART MASTER " at least I am master of something I do well

[TheTinMan]

Chitbob1 FOR PRESIDENT!!!