See Ya

[willy]

See Ya'll ( hows that Skools ) in a few days. The wife works for ATT they are sending her to Las Vegas for a few days with the sales people to thank her for a good years work. She's allowed to bring along a man servant/sex slave so she's bringing me for comic relief ;)
I don't understand , I've locked up murderers for crying out loud and the PD never sent me anywhere. 8)

[macojoe]

Thats great!! Have a great time! Maybe you will win anough to buy or fix your boat??

[Franco]

Pull that slot handle and win a bundle Willy!!!

[reelapeelin]

Hope ya hit the JACK-POT, Willy... 8)...hey, find a place called Tejas Grille in LV...good eats... 8) ;D 8) ;D...

[Blue_Runner]

Have fun William!

[reelapeelin]

Bet he do!! ;D ;D ;D...but BR, you a DAWG!

[Stinky_Hooker]

I miss Willy...someone hold me. :-*

[willy]

Hey Stinky it's OK I'm back brother :-*
Ain't been to Vegas since 1983, HOLY CRAP
Makes Atlantic City look like the A$$hole of the world.
Never got to hit Tejas Grille brother, never much left the MGM Grand where we stayed, except to go horse back riding in Red Rock Canyon, beautiful. The place is a whole freakin city unto itself, twenty minute walk from where our room was just to the area where all the ATT food and parties were at. And they truly appreciate the feminine form there, gorgeous views everywhere, on the hoof and in advertisements.
If you ever want to see a company that knows how to do it right get yourself to an ATT awards week, Grey Goose and every other premium liquor you can think of and the most fabulous breakfast lunch and dinners, plus name entertainment every night and I was did not even have to lay out but a couple tips, everything payed up and free.
And one night I gave my wife $60 she wanted to play some black jack, she gave me back $150 half an hour later and said she was done lets go up stairs ;D good wife. I had three ladies from Texas take me under their wing for a couple hours and teach me how to play roulette ;) I was up $50 when I left and had a blast. Looks like I found my game in the casino's.
But I had to come back, got in midnight last night. Back to work tonight. Oh well missed ya'll especially you Stinky

[reelapeelin]

Well welcome back, Brother Willy... ;D...thought we were gonna have to put the Stinkster down he's pinin' bad... ;D ;D...

Doesn't sound like you missed much in "Lost Wages"...come outta that burg w/more $$ than you arrived with, you done good!!... ;) ;D ;D ;D...

So, didja DISCOVER your future retirement out there??... 8)...

[willy]

Nah, it's pretty and I could work something there no problem but it is a dry SOB and hotter than Hades in summer. Got the big Lake Powell an hour or so away but I like green and rivers and trees. If a high paying job was thrown in my face I could learn the life quick though, don't think of it as a good place to finish raising my kids, plus to far from the Grand Puhbah, and Stinky ;)

[Blue_Runner]

I second everything you just said Willy...

Glad you had fun. I'm jealous >:(

[Stinky_Hooker]

Oh thanks God!! Willy is back!!!!!!



I dont remember what happened, but it went something like this:

I read the thread on Monday and found out Willy was gone. I didnt feel so well right after and got in my truck to head home from work. I stopped by a bar (keep in mind I dont go to bars or even drink!) on the way and asked for a "hot tottie". (I dont even know what that is BTW) I drank it and blacked out.

A couple days go by.........




I was violently shaken by a police officer this morning. I sat up and noticed I had a horrible hangover (whatever that is) and then I looked around. I was underneath some pine straw on the side of the road. No truck, just me....(still dont know where my truck is). I was nude except for a pair of pink thongs. Evidently I had drawn all over my body with red lipstick. It spelled out 02VTFARCLLEW over and over again...whatever that means. I also had an empty bottle of tequilla in my hand and the officer said I was mumbling "willy...willy...hold me" as I was awakened. :o


Boy what a bad few days this has been...welcome back Willy!!! 8)

can I get a few dollars for an attorney? :(

[Franco]

WELLCOME BACK BROTHER! ::) 8) ;D ;) :D :)


HEY WILLY, A FRIEND OF MINE HAS A HOUSE GOING UP FOR SALE HERE SOON - 1/3 ACRE 4 BEDROOMS 2 1/2 BATHS - OVERSIZE GARAGE - I THINK IT HAS A POOL ALSO - $280,000 - LOW SIDE OF AVERAGE PRICE HERE NOW. LOOK ON TCPALM.COM AND FLORIDATODAY.COM FOR JOB LISTINGS - PLENTY OF MINCIPAL TYPE JOBS HERE - I'LL MEET YA AT THE DOCK

[willy]

Stink Man I know there was a message in that cryptograph but I aint' figured it yet ???

And Captain Norton you are a tease, I had tears in my eye when I read that, going to have to check out that site now

[macojoe]

welcome back!!

[reelapeelin]

Willy, hold Stinky's cryptograph up to a mirror... ;) ;D ;D...

[willy]

Duh thanks brother, guess I would never have made a good spy

[Stinky_Hooker]

Willy, hold Stinky's cryptograph up to a mirror... ;) ;D ;D...


WOW!!! That works! I been woderin what that meant.
Here it is:


http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/Photo_032906_002.jpg


No wonder I couldnt read it! Just needed a mirror!!! :D


PS, noone can the the secretary up front what I needed her lipstick for.

[reelapeelin]

I saw it right off, but I got dislexia ;D ;D ;D...

Didja hear about the dislexic highway patrolman?...pulled a woman over for drivin' drunk and gave her an IUD!!... ;D...

LOL, Stinkster!!!LOL ;D ;D ;D

[Blue_Runner]

:o ::) :P :-X :-/ :-*

[willy]

I love ya Stinkman, shame you so far away ;)

[reelapeelin]

Willy, maybe we could promote "Stinky On Tour!!"...you know, spread him around a little...share the man w/others...we'll ALL get FAT$$$$...he's always been funnier than,"Geeter Dun!" ;D ;D ;D...

[Stinky_Hooker]

I love ya Stinkman


http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/Photo_032906_003.jpg

[willy]

Stink just for the record, I could of gone my whole life without seeing that :o

[Stinky_Hooker]

Stink just for the record, I could of gone my whole life without seeing that :o


That dont mean you didnt LIKE IT!!!! ;D

[reelapeelin]

I'm LAUGHIN' so hard right now...how about that TOUR thing, Willy...we can open in Sebastian... 8)...

[Skools Out]

lol that's so funny LMFAO LOL Willy i think you better watch out Stink's got you on the butt. :o :o :o

[willy]

You guys just remember , what happened in Las Vegas stays in Vegas right Stinky ;D

[willy]

And Oz how exactly or rather what exactly would we promote him as, it's all about marketing you know.

[Blue_Runner]

:o :o :oI just want to know one thing:

Who the HE11 DID YOU GET TO WRITE THAT FOR YOU?!? ???

[willy]

Blue did you notice I didn't go there

I said did you notice I didn't go there Blue 8)

[Franco]

OMG LMFAO - STINKMAN IS OFFICIAL COURT JESTER OF THE NORTON SNAGGER FISHING TEAM

WILLY I WASN'T TEASING YA. COME ON DOWN

[Stinky_Hooker]

Who the HE11 DID YOU GET TO WRITE THAT FOR YOU?!? ???

It was a reach around silly. ::) ;D


In retrospect it wasnt so smart. I took some Goo Gone into te bathroom to get it off (magic Marker) and its just faded now. I called the wife and told her what done, she said she aint helpin get it off. Since I dont wash very often back there it may take awhile to wear off.

Boy my Chip N Dales manager is gonna be mad!! ::)

[willy]

Thanks Bud, did you see Oz's idea regarding the jester, what ya think :o

[Blue_Runner]

Reach around my arse! Pun intended :P

Yes William, I noticed...I just had to go there, didn't I?

[willy]

Apparently :o