Bionic Willy

[willy]

Be gone for a few days at least, seems like some doctor has decided that I will look much better with two disks taken out of my neck and replaced with titanium. Probably would help with this dang tingling in the arms and hands and unique muscle spasms I'm becoming famous for. Plus I will have something in common with the Grand Puhbah, we will both set off the airport alarms. See you all in a few days ;)

[reelapeelin]

Willy, I'll be thinkin' about ya, Bro...I'm sure you'll come thru it OK, just like the tuff ol' bird you are...Titanium, huh?...the 18" rod I carried in my leg for a year was only SS...you must have a better insurance policy than mine ;) ...

Good luck and we'll see ya soon...grab a nurse for me while you're in there... ;D ;D ;D...hey, maybe after the surgery, you'll be able to turn your head all the way around like an owl!!!...a great advantage while boating!! ;) ;D ;D...

[Mac_Attack]

Good luck Willy! Bill Mc ;D

[fishmaster63]

i wouldnt phuk with my spine if i were you willy. cant undo that sh!t. get a second and third opinion.

[phester]

best luck to you Willy, take it easy.....it's a good thing you've got that smooth riding V20 hull rather than some other spine basher ;)

[captbent]

best to you,

[Stinky_Hooker]

Good luck buddy!!!! Get better soon!!!

[Skools Out]

Sure hope all goes well and if you have titanium put in will that make you worth more? lol Good Luck Bro.

[Blue_Runner]

Dang Willy, that's no way to spend Memorial Day weekend! You're supposed to be wedged between two (or more) supermodels puttin down the waterway sippin a cold brew!

Good luck and I hope that takes care of your problem.

Blue

[Pipe_Dream]

Best wishes to you, Willy. ;)

[macojoe]

Good Luck willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Umm.............Can I use your boat while you are layed up ::)

I mean if your not going to be using it any way ;)

[TheTinMan]

Best wishes, Willy. The Stripers will wait for ya! ;D

[Franco]

Hey guys, I called Willy's house tonight. He had a successful surgery this morning. I'm sure he is gonna be sore for a few days. I had a similar surgery a few years back and never felt better once it was done. Willy has been in a lot of pain, imagine a cramp running down your nect, tricep, forearm, and hand that lasts for months and months. And this ought to hellp his casting !

[macojoe]

Thats great news!!!!

Thanks for the update Franco!!

[chumbucket]

Wishing you a speedy recovery Bro. :-[

[Hammerhead]

Prayers sent for a full and speedy recovery.

[reelapeelin]

Bionic Willy back home yet?...heard his doctor a REAL pain in the neck... ::)...

[axespino]

Was this the disc replacement?

[Franco]

Talked to Willy today. He was home on wednesday. They removed 2 discs from his neck, put in a couple of pieces of bone in their place and fastened it all together with some titanium. He was a pretty powerful sore throat and can't find a comfortable position. But he sounds good and he is in good spirits. I'm sure he will make a great recovery!

[reelapeelin]

Hey Willy...get back to us soon as ya can...you ARE missed around here ;) 8) ...

...and thanks for the update, Franco... ;D...

[willy]

Well , I'm an inch shorter ::) and can't talk real well yet , which is getting rave reviews from my wife and kids, but at least the pain has subsided a little and wanted to say hi to you all and thanks for the good wishes and prayers. It was very much appreciated ;) Got a few weeks of pain ahead of me but hopefully it will allow me to go about my buisness without pain for the first time in a long time. Old School is looking lonely out there MJ, come on down and use her if you want to. Again thanks all

[reelapeelin]

Good to "hear" from ya, Willy... 8) 8)...glad to hear you on the mend...I'm sure Super Models takin' good care of the ol' man..."Old School" will be there when you're ready...no rush...get better and don't push it... ;) ;D ;D...

[willy]

;)

[willy]

And Reel Crabby thanks see ya in July

[macojoe]

You be on your feet before you know it!!

[Skools Out]

Welcome back Wild Willy, I'll shoot you some of those wonderful emails soon lol, they will help with recovery times lol ;D

[willy]

That would be great Skools, you can skip the he/she quizzes though, too many things today have blurred borders. Thats one I like to keep a line in the sand if you know what I mean. I have several on back file for occassional reference material ;D ;) ;D

[TheTinMan]

Welcome home, Willy. Heal up soon and getcha sum of dem Stripa's! :)

[Franco]

Hey Willy, where are you an inch shorter?? Does the wife mind?

[Blue_Runner]

Maybe an inch shorter, but the same ol Willy ;)

By the way, I don't know how his wife would know?! Maybe some of his girlfriends?!

[Franco]

Willy told me he is the only guy at the Policemans Nudist Colony that can carry 6 donuts and two cups of coffee!

[willy]

Yea Franco, it's in height only, I already had that penile reduction surgery a decade ago to help out the little lady you know 8)

[Franco]

Will that hold up under a lie detector test?

[willy]

You d@mn betcha 8)

[Franco]

Hey brother Willy, my better half said to tell you she hopes your feeling better

[reelapeelin]

Franco, is your better half hopin' Willy feels better than the last time she felt him?...did you know this was goin' on?...you better watch that ol' guy around your spouse...he's what my ol' mama used to call one of them there "carousers"... ;) ;D ;D...

[Franco]

Heck yeah I knew, how do you think I got the new boat

[willy]

Whoa fellows, tell Robin thanks for the concern bud, appreciate it.
Now about that boat, does that make me part owner ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

How ya feelin Willy?

Im with ya on the reduction. Been there, done that. ::)


I still have a 12" tongue so its all good. :D

[willy]

Are you sure you want to be talkin with a carouser Stinkman, I might be a bad influence on ya 8)
I am sore as h@ll, not sleeping at night, can't find that position it don't hurt in, but other than that I'm alive and still handsome so not much to complain about, enjoy your trip and catch a couple for me ;)

[Franco]

HELL YEAH WILLY, WHERE ARE YOUR HALF OF THE PAYMENTS??

[msbhammer]

Willy,
Great to see you back on line Bro. 8)

[reelapeelin]

Yup!!...sound like meesta Willisan comin' back strong... ;D 8)...

[willy]

Thanks Hammer
Franco I donated my half to Wind Talker, got to help a brother out you know :D
And Oz I'm back but typing on this board is about all I can do, so Willisan has cancelled all super model outings for the next few weeks 8)

[reelapeelin]

Willisan need much rest afta grueling ordeal w/ knife weilding masked man...back to chasing Super Models B4 U know it!!... ;D 8) ;D 8)

[willy]

From your mouth to his ears, please ;)