I bid a sad farewell......

[Stinky_Hooker]

I am sad to say that I will be leaving this board. I am going to no longer post as I have recieved several PMs from members that wish me to leave. I dont want my presense to cause others any grief so I will step away.

I would just like to take this opportunity to say Im sorry to any and all of those that I might offended. Yall all take care and keep those lines tight.

Hooker out.....

[msbhammer]

Yo Stink. You gotta be kidding Right. Were all mature grown adults here with a great sence of Humor. You cant leave the site Bro. You have helped alot of us out when in times of questions and answers. My wife thinks your funny as hell. Stay on Board Stink.

[Mac_Attack]

Say what! Biily Mac ;D

[TheTinMan]

Are you joking???

Better not leave...would never be the same without ya Stink.

[TheTinMan]

.....Besides......We havn't seen you naked yet! ;D

[parishht]

Are other members wives reading this board?? >:(

You should stay on board, like HAMMER said we're all adults. (kids at heart) but adults.

[msbhammer]

Yeah, I agree. I wanna see a naked picture of STINK !!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[charlie_the_tuna]

well i for one most certainly dont want to see you naked stinky hooker but i say the hell with anybody who doesnt want you here.
you cant please everybody so why try.
you have never offended me and if you did i would simply ignore you.
i wouldnt have the balls to suggest that you remove yourself from the board.
if you leave... you lose the game.

[willy]

We are the members too, and we say you better stay onboard. Besides it won't be the same for you anywhere else cause I ain't there. ;)
And if you can forward a couple of those PM's to me.

[macojoe]

What the hell is this all about??????????

Who is PMing you??

This is the most stupid thing I have ever heard on this site!!!

We have never banished anyone from here in all my time!!

DON"T LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!! PM ME!!

[rb437]

WHAT THE HELL!, We could put this to a vote but I think we already know the outcome of that. Stinkman, I for one make it a point to read your posts. As for those who would attempt to censor this board by asking you to leave, I don't need their help to decide what's appropriate for me to read. I can do that myself, thank you very much!

Stink, if you must go, let us know where you're going.

[Skools Out]

Stink you had better not leave or i'm going to start calling every day all day till you return. PS i might even post your numbers lol ;D

[bigshrimpin]

Stink what are you talkin about? Give me their names . . . I'll fix'm

[racerx]

hard to believe! first thing i learned when i found this site is what a cool guy stinky is. i just don't get why someone would pm you like that. i am a very offensive person, sure i have ticked a few here with some of the crap i posted. and i never got a pm that i should shut up. did ur wife tell you you cant play with us anymore? been spending too much time on the cpu? is that it bro?

[Airslot]

Stinky man, don't let em win.

Airslot

[Franco]

Stink man, you can't keave this board. Post the PM's and call the cowards out!! We want our brother here!!
We need our daily stink!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

Well guys, I hate to say it, but....

















SIKE!!!!






WOW at the responses... :D and PMs to boot!!! :o


I posted this earlier when I was bored and forgot about it. I just came in from getting the yard cut and cleaned up and remembered..."oh hell, I gotta get on the board and let em know I was jokin" :o :o


Man Im feelin the love though...if I ever had any doubts before I dont now. ::)

Oh and thanks for all the pms guys.....Willy and Racerx especially...the things they promised me and the sweet nothings they wispered, I think Im gonna cry. :'( :-*



I feel so emotional. I think I am going to go find a small mammal to take advantage of. :D







I LOVE YALL MAN!!!!!

[Airslot]

Alright Stink, now its time to get yo a$$ outa here.

'Slot

[WiseGuy]

Don't go dude. We are who we are, and that's why this board is great. I'm a member of a number of different forums, as I have many interest, and this is one of the best because of people like you.
You are who this board is, and if someone who doesn't like that has a problem, they need to move on. This is our slice of non PC crapola.

WiseGuy says "you stay, they go"

[WiseGuy]

OK - just read the last posts! - get out, I hate you ;D

[msbhammer]

;DStink, My wife is so happy that you stayed. She wants to moan to your name tonight ! ;D ;D
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

[msbhammer]

Your still an A$$ STINK. I took the boat out for a ride tonight and cryed into the moonlite thinking you were gone forever. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Mac_Attack]

You Stink! That's why we like you and your thong. By the way where is your thong? Maybe it's too tight and you couldn't feel the love. Good one Stink! Billy Mac ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

Sorry Hammer...from me to you man:

Your still an A$$ STINK. I took the boat out for a ride tonight and cryed into the moonlite thinking you were gone forever. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(





http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/hug_1.jpg

[msbhammer]

STink, I feel Love again, all is forgiven, :-* :-* :-* ;D

[willy]

Like I told you I'm coming down and going to kick your arse around the yard
Whats next, your dying from cancer

Lost your right arm in a fishing accident

Your moving to Kuwait

Your allergic to salt water

Your not really gay

You are going to have to be mighty convincing from now on

By the way glad you ain't going why I don't know :)

[Stinky_Hooker]

Like I told you I'm coming down and going to kick your arse around the yard
Whats next, your dying from cancer

Lost your right arm in a fishing accident

Your moving to Kuwait

Your allergic to salt water

Your not really gay

You are going to have to be mighty convincing from now on

By the way glad you ain't going * *why I don't know *:)



Dont be silly....I could never be.."not gay" ::)

[chumbucket]

Well for this little stunt, I think a thong pic is in order. ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

Will do tomorrow brother...wife is hollerin...bed time. ::)

[TheTinMan]

You A-hole!......and I was gonna call your bluff too :P


THONG PIC OR BAN!!! :o

[C YENSEN]

GETTIN IN LATE ON THIS ONE, BUT GLAD YOU WILL STILL BE AROUND. WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YA ;D

[racerx]

YOU BASTARD, so, you talked ur wife into lettin ya stay huh.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Yeah, she said I could stay, but she was watchin close.

She is especially concerned with the influence of this "Willy fellow" *::)

She said anyone named "Willy", you just gotta wonder. ;D


Naw, just kiddin...I did let her read this thread and my PMs last night. She laughed alot and said and I quote "Oh my God this is scary....there ARE other people like you out there." :o



yep baby there is... 8)

[parishht]

Good Sike.

It actually shows how the internet can connect people with the same interests.

What a psychological study this bord would be,
especially once the Stinkman posts the thong pic. :P

[msbhammer]

I agree with TIN. The Thong or be BANNED for Life ! ;D

[Pipe_Dream]

Uh yeah . . . I'm so bummed . . . just can't go on . . . gonna leave the board . . . forever . . . I'll really miss you all . . . so bye :'(

[Mac_Attack]

Pipe be careful! Stinky started the wolf story we may not believe the next one, but please stay. Billy Mac ;D

[Pipe_Dream]

I agree, just messing around. ;D

But I do think Stink has to be punished for leading us on that way!

At the very least, he should be made to publish the long anticipated many-times-promised THONG PHOTO!

OR he should be BANNED!
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/4MyDogs/Wellcraft/ban.gif

[chumbucket]

THONG! THONG! THONG! THONG! THONG! THONG!

[Mac_Attack]

We must be careful of what we ask for from the Stinkster, but here it goes, Where's the thong?

[charlie_the_tuna]

well i, for one, have no interest in seeing stinky hooker in a thong but maybe im crazy.

[Pipe_Dream]

well i, for one, have no interest in seeing stinky hooker in a thong but maybe im crazy.
Yes I agree, but you see it's the principle of the thing. A promise made . . .

[chumbucket]

You got that right Pipe.
And Charlie, don't speak too soon. Nobody can do the thong like Stinky. He's done it here before and let me tell you.........it's breath taking. Especially in pink. ;D Lighten up Charlie. You'll enjoy life a llittle more. Open your mind and accept the Stinky Hooker for all that he is. ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

As promised guys I will deliver. I dont have one here with me at work or I would.

I have posted it before..I think MJ had two heart attacks that day. ::)


Ill be home at 3 or I may go home for lunch...Ill deliver...fear not. :D

[Mac_Attack]

Such suspense!

[Pipe_Dream]

How did I miss it? ???

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok what the hell... show me your *** stinky hooker.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Guys...I made a video during lunch, but the zippyvideos site is messin up.

I uploaded it and it plays, but fast-forwards not far into it.

Yall wanna see it anyways?

[Mac_Attack]

post it!

[Stinky_Hooker]

Well, here it is...waqtch close cause its gonna speed up.

Ive tried uploading it several times with the same result. :P



http://i2.zvhost.com/2/t/t503yl7e.jpg (http://www.zippyvideos.com/3879989555736556/thongpink/*stinkyhooker)

[racerx]

dude, you are freakin insane!...scrach that, ur a gosh damn idiot!!!!!!!i cant believe you did that. all right willy, both hands on the keyboard!

[reelapeelin]

Man...just caught up here...is there a full moon or somethin'??...Stinky, ya had me goin' w/ the 1st couple of posts...I's ready to kill somebody... >:(....

Video was GREAT, stink-man...watched it twice...but I just don't believe that guy in the video was really you...we need some kinda verification...

Background music 8) 8) 8) ...set the mood 8) 8) 8) ...

[Stinky_Hooker]

...but I just don't believe that guy in the video was really you...we need some kinda verification...



Oh its me brother...you dont remember the panties?


Maybe this will jog your memory: 8)


http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/000_0342_8.jpg

[TheTinMan]

I think we are fortunate the video is working correctly.

You're one twisted dude.........................in a good way:)

How many dirty socks did you stuff that thing with! ::)

[reelapeelin]

Oh its me brother...you dont remember the panties?


Maybe this will jog your memory: 8)




http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/000_0342_8.jpg



OK, OK...got it now
;D
just to kinda proof we needed...

[Mac_Attack]

I don't know Stinky, maybe you did get a couple of negative PMs. You've got to stay! You've got the knack of making people laugh. Billy Mac ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

How many dirty socks did you stuff that thing with! *::)


No socks man...that was prime usda tubesteak smoothered in underwear! :D

[macojoe]

wow

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok dude, there is something terribly wrong with you.

either that or you are from the south.

[chumbucket]

Admit it Charlie; you laughed pretty good and said, "that Stinky Hooker is a crazy b!tch!!!!!" Didn't you. ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

ok dude, there is something terribly wrong with you.

either that or you are from the south.


I plead guilty on both accounts. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/bbingsuperman/Smilies/039.gif

[reelapeelin]

Guilty and PROUD of it ;) 8) ...

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok, just wanted to clear that up.

[captbent]

I MISSED THIS ONE , GLAD IT WAS ALL BULL SH!T THAT WOULD HAVE SUCKED

[Blue_Runner]

YOU CRAZY MF!!

If you didn't have hate-mail PM's before, you surely will now ;D

Remember, paybacks come double.

P.S. If I get caught watching this sheet from work.....how the heck would I explain that?!? "Uh, no, its not what you think...."