Dispoasable Jet Ski??...

[reelapeelin]

Got an offer I couldn't refuse on a Jet-Ski last year...girls rode the pee outta it all summer, but this year one of the cylinders has lost compression...ran great for about an hour, then POOF!!...considerin' it ''TOTALED'' cause it'll cost more to fix than an 11 yr old Polaris 750 is worth...

...any ''salvage value'' there?...and how do you throw away a Jet-Ski?...

[willy]

Put it out on the front yard with a free sign on it

[reelapeelin]

Willy, we're in a pretty secluded place out here...the deer, turkeys and copperheads don't have much use for a Jet-Ski, so, while your well-intended suggestion is appreciated beyond measure, sadly it just won't work...

...on the other hand, you got me thinkin'...there are several neighborhoods around where it'd get stolen pretty quickly and I wouldn't even have to make a sign to go on it ;) ;D ...I could take the seat off and drop some fresh dog-poop into the hull and really surprise 'em :o ;D ...

[willy]

either way works ;D

[captbent]

friend of mine cut his up with a sawsall in to small parts and put in bags and put in dumster behind hq took motor to scap yard, that dumster behind my hq has seen more sh!t then you would ever want to know

[C YENSEN]

YOU COULD SAY YOU ARE CREATING AN ARTIFICIAL REEF AND SINK IT IN THE DEEPEST PART OF THE LAKE ;D

[Skools Out]

put it on ebay for a $1 and see what it brings it will suprise ya.

[reelapeelin]

Thanks Skools...nothin' to lose there...think I'll try it :) :D ...pi$$er is I just bought new gel battery-$90, oil-$25, gas to run the day it died-$40 and lake sticker-$75...ran great for 1st hour, then :P :'(...

[Skools Out]

sell the batt seperate and use the oil in your boat.

[racerx]

find out who's been PMing stink then carry it to thier house and drop it on thier head! just a thought.

[reelapeelin]

Maybe I'll send it down to Stinky and he can do some glamour/ thong shots on it ;) ;D ;D ;D . . . . . . .

[Skools Out]

you could take the motor out and use it as a tow toy behind the boat. they are fun to ride while in tow

[reelapeelin]

you could take the motor out and use it as a tow toy behind the boat. they are fun to ride while in tow

Yeah, if you could rig a rudder on one, you could even jump the wake 8) ...hmmmm?... ::)...

[Skools Out]

hey the rudder part is easy just take the ride plate off the jet ski and attach a rudder to the steering tube then you turn the jet ski wheel it will respond under tow.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Better yet I think Skools should buy it and convert it to bracket and hang a two fiddy on the back. :D :D

[reelapeelin]

Don ting he god tu fiddy...he god tu dwindy fise ;) ...

...but while we're on the subject...that's a great idea, Skools... ;) ;D 8)...

[Blue_Runner]

My vote is to mount it on the front of the V-20, put a kicker on it and you've got a heck of a lifeboat ;D

[reelapeelin]

"Put a kicker on it!!!"

That's the deal...put a freakin' bracket on this thing and hang a OUTBOARD on that sucker!! 8) 8)...

Great thinkin' BR!!

[parishht]

Follow the link for an overview of jetski with outboard:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.vintageprojects.com/boats/Aquarail0001.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.vintageprojects.com/boats/aqua-rail-jet-ski.html&h=192&w=300&sz=7&hl=en&start=4&tbnid=bRCP 2isJQPaKNM:&tbnh=74&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djetski%2Bwith%2Boutboard%26svnum%3D10 %26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff

[parishht]

Here is the link that takes you right into the plans:

http://www.vintageprojects.com/boats/Aquarail.pdf

[reelapeelin]

Now who do I know's got a spare bracket hangin' around they're not usin'...hmmm ::) ...