Guys!!!!!!!!

[chumbucket]

Not to raise anyone's anxiety level or nothin'. But, I just wanted to let y'all know that there's only 75 days until Christmas. I certainly hope you're all giving good thought into what you'll be getting me this year. Nothing too extravagant this year. Let's keep it simple.

Thanks everyone. 8)

[charlie_the_tuna]

if she doesnt start crapping on the paper soon, you can expect a female miniature pinscher puppy.

[chumbucket]

Or, I'll know not to unwrap it if it's wrapped up in newspapers and is a bit odiferous. :o ;D

[chumbucket]

Based on the lack of response so far, my conclusions are;
a) everyone is rolling on the floor laughing histerically. (I know that can't be it though)
2) everyone is nestled in their beds dreaming of the joyful look on my face when I receive the wonderful gifts
c) everyone is wondering if they'll be able to get me the same thing they did last year. Only in a different color.

I'm banking on #2 I've been wrong before though. ::)


Last year my wife gave me a pair of slippers and a piece of a$$. Both of them were two sizes too big. :o ;D ;D ;D

[macojoe]

Last year my wife gave me a pair of slippers and a piece of a$$. Both of them were two sizes too big.

Is that why you were installing storm windows today, so you can make the window tighter?? ;) :) :D ;D

You already no what I am giving you! :-* :-* :-*

The question is what you getting me??

I could make a list and put in a hat with all the V20 members names, pull out a name and a list item, that person has to get me what ever it says!! ;D

That will make it easier for you's!!

[racerx]

baaahhh, humbug!

[chumbucket]

baaahhh, humbug!


We gots to get your mind right son. 'tis the season for giving. You need my address? ;D

[TheTinMan]

I wanted to keep it a secret, CB. IT took a lot of thought but I know what I'm giving ya....................................













































MERRY X-MAS!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Mnutz/coal6277.jpg

[reelapeelin]

Well now there's a start...but is it right size and color ??? ...


Maybe some of this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Fake-Dog-Poop-Turd-Joke-Looks-Real-Perfect-GAG-Gift_W0QQitemZ180039360371QQihZ008QQcategoryZ19257 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohos ting

don't even wrap...just place under the tree... ;D ;D ...

[parishht]

MJ already sent me my present. ;D

Chum, the elves are working too much overtime, so
I don't know if they will get around to making your present.

Here is how I know:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/parishht/Santaordering.jpg

[chumbucket]

Tin; Thanks but I got that for the last several years in a row now.

RAP; c_t_t has already offered the real thing. :P

parishht; Santa better get off his fat a$$ and put in a little overtime himself if he can't get them lazy elves to work.



Come on guys. Where's the love (not from you MJ :o)

[Stinky_Hooker]

Im gettin you a freshly worn thong... 8)

[chumbucket]

Uh-oh. This is going downhill real fast. :-X

[TheTinMan]

Im gettin you a freshly worn thong... 8)




stains included??? I hope so, nuttin but da best for CB ;)

[TheTinMan]

In all seriousness......after much consideration, I think it's great idea that we chip in and buy CB a boat for X-Mas. This way, he and MJ can get out fishin next year and go Fulking together.

What do you think....can we afford the one below if we all chip in? I've inserted pics of CB and MJ.... a match made in heaven! ;D
































Damn, MJ...put some clothes on!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Mnutz/model.jpg

[reelapeelin]

Whazzat MJ's holdin'?...somethin' outta Stinky's ''freshly-stained'' thong?... ::) ;D ;D ...

[TheTinMan]

Whazzat MJ's holdin'?...somethin' outta Stinky's ''freshly-stained'' thong?... ::) ;D ;D ...


If that came from Stinky's thong he should give Guiness a call :o ;D

[reelapeelin]

RAP; c_t_t has already offered the real thing. :P


But, CB...mine you could carry around in your pocket...well, come to think of it, you COULD w/ CTT's too ...
::) ...

[willy]

Don't worry CB, I'll hook you up with something. I'm going to spend some time thinking about it, I want to get something nice ;)

[racerx]

willy's up to something! be careful cb. very very carefull.

[macojoe]

He and I are going to be partners, next year!! I am going to have all working great!!

[willy]

You talking about me there Wind Talker

[chumbucket]

Don't worry CB, I'll hook you up with something. I'm going to spend some time thinking about it, I want to get something nice ;)

Thanks willy. Finally, some encouraging words. I knew I could count on you bro. ;)

[reelapeelin]

I knew I could count on you bro. ;)



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