V-20 Member Jumps To Death

[msbhammer]

An Irate V-20 website member Jumped from a 300 foot crane to his death after learning his favorite Wellcraft
V-20 site had crashed. The subject would only give his name as being MSBHAMMER. As he jump to his death, witness's heard him cry out
"Why M.J., Why" *:'( :'(

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/msbhammer/JUMP.jpg

[macojoe]

Just because!! Funny CB and I was talking about you today!! I was telling him of your Jumping PM to me, we were saying that you had it bad!

[msbhammer]

The only I.D. found on the body was a bloody V-20 Wellcraft tee shirt and two crushed donuts the victim had in his pocket. :'( :'( :'( :'(

[msbhammer]

That actually is me doing a 300 ft. Bungee jump. The things you do when you turn 40. :'(

[macojoe]

I turned 40 and you never catch me doing it!! :o

[turbinedoctor]

I turned 40 this last Sept. and had no impulses telling me to jump from a perfectly good platform.

Maybe when I turn 41.

[reelapeelin]

Bad bungee=hammer pizza :o...

[Franco]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=743012420886825929&q=nude+bungee+j ump&hl=en

[macojoe]

And he is naked why??

[turbinedoctor]

To prove you dont need big nads to bungee jump ;D

[chumbucket]

The only I.D. found on the body was a bloody V-20 Wellcraft tee shirt and two crushed donuts the victim had in his pocket. :'( :'( :'( :'(
Now that's just a waste of a fine Tee shirt and two perfectly good doughnuts. You could have at least left the doughnuts with the farewell note. >:(

[msbhammer]

I was hoping to take the donuts with me into the
after world. ;D

[chumbucket]

They'd have been burnt to a crisp. ;D

[msbhammer]

"HELL-YEAH" ;D

[turbinedoctor]

LOL

[Franco]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Flafranco/DonutShopCops.jpg

Need I say more!

[turbinedoctor]

Could you imagine a video of the worlds dumbest criminal trying to rob that place. ;D

[fishbonejr]

ive been sky diven and im only 30 so sould i bungy jump when forty with two donuts and a v-20 t-shirt coverd in blood is that the new enishiation party for people who just terned forty ;D ;D

[fishbonejr]

i bet he could get a way with it because the law is paying attention to their donuts not the robber.

[turbinedoctor]

AHHH but what if he stole the doughnuts. ;D

[fishbonejr]

then he could be sentenced to life for assulting an officers aid.

[turbinedoctor]

Good one.

We have a few police on the board here, They are cool and appreciate a good joke about doughnuts.

[turbinedoctor]

By the way, theres that lawyer coming out in you.

[fishbonejr]

yea i have seen alot of trials don by my parents so i now what happens.

[turbinedoctor]

you sit in on the trails. Bet you hear some pretty good excuses

[fishbonejr]

yea alot of them like if they were on parol and dint make it they would day they couldent get a ride to the officers office and to far to walk.

[fishbonejr]

gotten windy just blew my door open :o :o now i locked it and it will never open to tommarrow.

[turbinedoctor]

today is yesterdays tomorrow

[fishbonejr]

o year its 4:12 which is technaly today of yeaterday but yeaterday it was tommarrow but now its today go figure and in europe it alradey tommarrow from toda.

[turbinedoctor]

you must be getting sleepy. Your spelling and sentences are fall off fast.

[turbinedoctor]

you dont drink do ya

[fishbonejr]

does drinkin include water and dr pepper.

[turbinedoctor]

guess that answer is no

[turbinedoctor]

how about coffee

[turbinedoctor]

hang in there kid only 23 more.

[fishbonejr]

23 23 23

think i might make it to god today

[turbinedoctor]

if you do you will need someone else. I turn into a vapor at 601am

[fishbonejr]

i got me a hands free cell phone though

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n167/fishbonejr/redneckcellphone.jpg

[turbinedoctor]

I just hit 400

[turbinedoctor]

with no picture.

[fishbonejr]

you might hit god then

[fishbonejr]

darn i am tryin to get used to the macintosh operating system

[turbinedoctor]

God is at 500. If I make it that far I will feel like the devil

[turbinedoctor]

Mac, I thought they were gone by now

[fishbonejr]

there i got it and now i just got a rellly cool imac g5

[fishbonejr]

keep talkin i am almost there.

[turbinedoctor]

put it in overdrive. I want tosee you get these last 17

[fishbonejr]

yea thats the thing i fel like if i hit god.

[turbinedoctor]

I am a red neck. And was before it was cool to be one.

[fishbonejr]

i was born in illinoies but got out of there a soon a i could hated it then moved to texas and then here i like goin back to see old friends but nobody understands you i hate that i say i want a soda they say what you just want a club soda nor coke soda its really anoyin or i get strange looks from my trucks bumper sticker

i have the northerns are backwards sticker on my truck so i get looks. there

[fishbonejr]

11 to go

[turbinedoctor]

there trying to figure out where they went wrong.

[turbinedoctor]

ever had peanuts in a coke.

[fishbonejr]

yea but they wre put ther to trick me

i giten tired


GIT R DON

[turbinedoctor]

come on 8 more.

[fishbonejr]

ya know when i first red this post i thought he was serious and then found that he posted the thing himself not sombody else.

[fishbonejr]

2 more to go

[turbinedoctor]

your at 200 now

[fishbonejr]

it didn't work

[turbinedoctor]

try again tonight.

[msbhammer]

The true story of the picture is that FRANCO and me were out site seeing, FRANCO pointed and yelled DONUT!!!!, when I went to look down, He pushed me out !! ;D ;D ;D ;D

[turbinedoctor]

That sound better than you jumped.

[msbhammer]

Never turn your back on Franco. ;D ;D ;D

[Franco]

Dang Hammer, your hard on a brother!

[msbhammer]

;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[turbinedoctor]

Never turn your back on Franco. ;D ;D ;D


Did you find this out when you dropped the soap. ;D

[macojoe]

LOL

[turbinedoctor]

Bet he wasn't laughing. :o








From the movie " Deliverance" "Squeal like a pig" ;D ;D

[msbhammer]

Deliverence, What A Great Movie. Squeal Boy, Squeal like a pig. *;D

[chumbucket]

You got a pertty mouth. ;D

[turbinedoctor]

Have'nt seen it yet. Might have to know.


You staring in it Hammer. ;D

[fishbonejr]

i was the witness and he really cried

why why why did mj take the last freebee bracket why cant i find a cheep one for my v20.

[fishbonejr]

hey turbinedoctor

this post will make me a sienor member ;D ;D :D :D ;D ;D ;D :D

[turbinedoctor]

Congrats there fish.

[turbinedoctor]

only 30 more for me

[macojoe]

I did not take the last freebie!! I paid for mine! I wish it was free.

But my conversion was cheap to do!

I had a friend with resin, and another with fiberglass matting, Both FREE,
I had a 3/4 piece of ply from a home job I did, and it was the real nice stuff had a ton of layers and was sanded both side.

I had the know how and I bought the bracket for $400, bolts and stuff maybe another $200 mis.

So in total I might have spent $600 to convert ;D

[msbhammer]

Yo HO You. ;D

[fishbonejr]

my bad FREEBEE is cheap to me not toatily free but i guess in your books it has to be free consitering the price of all the brackets for like 1500 and stuff i think that 400 would be a great price SORRY for not knowing these things i have an I/O so i dont need to spend that much on somthin that is just goin to fall off one day. ;D ;D ;D

[msbhammer]

I'll remember you said that Fish, when your block freezes this winter. ;D

[fishbonejr]

i froze last winter i i thought i got off easy because it still ran but one day whil cruzen at about 35 mph not WOT and only usen 10 gallons per hour it through a rod so i have been there done that.

[msbhammer]

Fishbone, What was the cost of the rebuild ??

[fishbonejr]

i didnt rebuild i bought whole new motor cost was about 5000

[fishbonejr]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Flafranco/DonutShopCops.jpg

Need I say more!


to bad their all in ford police cars and not chevys.

around here they drive suburbans and impalas.