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msbhammer
12-04-2006, 03:19 AM
The holiday season is starting off early for me this year.
Friday Night, Irish eyes. beers were going down fast.
Computer was spinning when I got home, no posting.
Saturday night, back out at Irish eyes again. PARRISSHT again was a no show. Started doing shots, while Lisa was drinking a mixed drink called a Pink Panty Pull Down.
I never found out if the drink worked or not. When I got home, the Room was spining to fast, so I couldnt pull her pink panties down. Pasted out. *:-[
Tonight was a X-Mas shift party with the men and women in blue that work on my shift. Started doing shots of something called "Gran mi ye" spelling. Those shots catch up to you when you least expect it. *:-[
Managed to get a quick pic. before the liquor kicked in and I started my Stinky Hooker thong dance. *8)

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/msbhammer/DSC02120.jpg

reelapeelin
12-04-2006, 10:20 AM
Yuo dunkin drog... yoo don dsvre no booteefl w'mens lik dat...sen herr downn tu meee wherrr shell bea preshated...an' stu fff...

macojoe
12-04-2006, 11:58 AM
Thats sad!! Get the girl all greased up and then can't perform!

I am with reel send her are way so she can be taken care of the right way!! ;D ;)

turbinedoctor
12-04-2006, 12:06 PM
It worked Hammer, but it should have been called Pull down Blue panties ;D

Just kidding there bud

Stinky_Hooker
12-04-2006, 12:19 PM
Sounds like fun... 8)

I have some wine every now and then with dinner and such but thats about it. 8)

From experience I know that if I drank I would end up in jail. ::)

msbhammer
12-04-2006, 02:45 PM
She managed to do fine without me. I never seen it, since I past out, but I heard her playing with it under the sheets. ;D Not one of those cheap battery ones either. Gas powered with a kick start I think. *;D ;D ;D ;D

C YENSEN
12-04-2006, 04:32 PM
is that how she hurt her wrist? and wearing some sort of a cast? ::)

msbhammer
12-04-2006, 04:45 PM
LOL, ;D ;D ;D Nope. I finally showed her how to do the dishes, do the wash and vacum. Then she hurt herself. So I'm back to cleaning the house again. :-[

charlie_the_tuna
12-04-2006, 04:53 PM
yeah, i think she sprained her fribnitz so you would go back to doing all the chores.

my wife used to sprain hers once in a while, til i left all the chores until she got better. now her fribnitz is as healthy as an ox.

parishht
12-09-2006, 02:28 PM
[quote author=MSBHAMMER link=board=off_topic;num=1165209552;start=0#0 date=12/04/06 at 00:19:12]. PARRISSHT again was a no show.




Check your PM's, you'll know why.

msbhammer
12-09-2006, 05:11 PM
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Dont tell me you sold teh V and bought a B. B. Ba., cant even say the words. BBBB Bayliner. :o :o :o
;D

parishht
12-09-2006, 08:47 PM
Still have the V, just a little work stuff to get through.

I was looking at a very nice aluminum Smoker craft canoe though,
oops, that is mine, it's in the barn, you may see me in the Broadkill this summer, looking like an injun. ;)