I wear the pants round here!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

She does exactly WHAT I tell her and does it WHEN I tell her to do it. She gives me "lovin" anytime I want it and leaves me alone when I dont. 8)

She listens to ME and noone else. Im the man. :D :D
























If only women were more like labs. ;D

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Shhhh nobody tell my wife I said that. :-X

[lumberslinger178]

Stink , you would be in deep do do if the mrs reads this one...lol

[Stinky_Hooker]

She wont!! ;D

[macojoe]

Dear Mrs Stinky,

* Let me introduce myself, I am Macojoe from the wellcraft site that Mr. Stinky hangs around on.
* Just wanted to let you know that not only does the Mr. wear and share your panties online with us (we like the pink thong best *;) ) but he has also told us this, and I quote:

She does exactly WHAT I tell her and does it WHEN I tell her to do it. She gives me "lovin" anytime I want it and leaves me alone when I dont. *

She listens to ME and noone else. Im the man. * *

As a husband myself I know this to be a LIE!! *And just thought you should know!!

Yours Truly

Macojoe

OK stink you have 24 hours to grant the site 3 wishes, 1 directly to me ;D or I mail this overnight mail!!

[lumberslinger178]

AAAAHHHHH black mail one of my favorites :o :P

[chumbucket]

AAAAHHHHH black mail one of my favorites :o :P
No.......... Black Lab. ;D ;)

[lumberslinger178]

No.......... Black Lab. ;D ;)
yes chum one of the most loyal companions

[Mrs_Stinky_Hooker]

Hello everybody, I decided to drop by and introduce myself. Mrs Stinky Hooker here. Yes, I am the woman who was brave (or nutty) enough to marry THE Stinky Hooker. I chose, of sound mind, to spend the rest of my life with this man. Please pray for what is left of my sanity. 8)

Stinky has told me alot about you guys and the crazy things that go on around here. (mostly because of Stinky...) ;) I just wanted all of you to know that I have, in fact, seen this thread. And there are a few things I would like to set straight for you.....

1. The pink thongs that USED to be mine have been graciously given over to him to keep. As scary as it is for me to say, he has much more fun in them than I do. ;D

2. He does wear the pants when it comes to that lab. Sometimes I think his butthole must smell like porkchop to her. The amount of attention they give to each other is truly sickening. It makes me want to vomit. :-X

3. That is, however, where the pants-wearing ends for this man. Let it be known that I get anything I want and he stands at attention at the slightest look of fury from me. He says "yes maam" and "no maam" and every once in a while, if he's good, I might give him a few dollars of his paycheck to go play.

4. He likes it this way and would not be satisfied or happy with it if it were any other way. He is very attentive and treats me like a queen and because he does, I make it VERY worth his while. ;)

So have fun with the boys, honey. Act like the big man with the big balls. And after you get it out of your system, take out the garbage and fix me some dinner. 8)

[msbhammer]

LOL, Glad to have ya on board Mrs Stinky. ;D
Does Stinky let you play with the chain saw when working on boats. ;D

[Airslot]

Oh My Goodness. Very well put Mrs. Hooker. ;D THis has got to be one of the best threads ever. Can't wait to see where it goes next. :o

Airslot 8)

[Stinky_Hooker]

What can I say guys...shes a frisky one. ;)


I do as Im told. ::)


But BOY does it pay off! 8)

[Kajun]

doh....busted! ;D

[C YENSEN]

I do as I am told and it does NOT pay off >:( But lets not go down that road yet :-/

Welcome aboard Mrs. Stinky

[macojoe]

Hmm...........I don't think she wrote that???

Were is the proof??? I want to see the stinkys in his & Her thongs typing to this thread :P

[Stinky_Hooker]

LOL you wont get that wish MJ, maybe just me. :D

[chumbucket]

Let it be known that I get anything I want and he stands at attention at the slightest look of fury from me.
I would just like a clarification here.
Is that "he stands at attention at the slightest look of fury" or "he stands at attention at the slightest look of furry"? ::) ;D ;D ;D

[willy]

LMAO Chum ;D

If you are the lovely Mrs. Stinky welcome, and knowing what I know about the Stinkman I wish you all the luck in the world ;D

[Blue_Runner]

Nice try MJ ;)