Delaware Cops Maybe We know This Guy?

[Mulv80]

Two men were driving through Lewes, Delaware when they got pulled over by a Cop. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Delaware, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in Delaware, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the cop. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say....."I wish that a$$hole would've tried that $hit with me!"
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[parishht]

Are you sure that was a Delaware State cop,
sounds more like something the Lewes police department would do. ;D

and isn't CTT from New York?

Hey Charly, you ever been through Delaware?

[Airslot]

Yep, Lewes PD for sure. ;D Probably happened in the patrol loop, you know, from Irish Eyes to the boat yard to the Wawa for coffee to Dunkin Donuts for a Jelly D. IF you can avoid that loop you may never see the Lewes PD ;D

Airslot

[msbhammer]

Yo Airslot, you been following me. Thats my patrol route everynight. ;D ;D ;D
We carry expandable batons now. No more night sticks.
In the early Willy days, we carried the black jack and flash lights the size of baseball bats. ;D

[msbhammer]

Mulv, thats a true story, but what you didnt post was that the two guys were towing a Bayliner. Thats a double whackey right off the bat. ;D

[lumberslinger178]

no i think it was a gay liner :P :P :P :P

[willy]

What the h@ll do you mean in the early Willy days. I'm as current as you can be. Expandable baton. PR24. Surefire flashlights. Super model phone numbers, hotline to dunkin donuts coffee, and two working days ;D

[Airslot]

Willy, Hammer was referiing to guys like you who were writing tickets to muscle cars...when they were new. ;D

Airslot ;D

[willy]

Oh OK then ;D

[charlie_the_tuna]

sure i been through delaware but i dont stop there.
only two things come from delaware and thats steers and queers.
any steers on this sight?