reelapeelin
02-12-2007, 01:29 PM
Never Argue With a Woman
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
>>>>>> read.
>>>>>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
>>>>>> and
>>>>>> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, the
>>>>>> wife
>>>>>> decides to take the boat out.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read
>>>>>> her book.>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am.
>>>>>> What are you doing?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious!").
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>>>>>> start
>>>>>>
>>>>>> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
>>>>>> says the woman.
>>>>>> !
>>>>>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the man.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>>>>>> could
>>>>>> start at any moment."
>>>>>>
"Have a nice day," and he left...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
>>>>>> read.
>>>>>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
>>>>>> and
>>>>>> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, the
>>>>>> wife
>>>>>> decides to take the boat out.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read
>>>>>> her book.>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am.
>>>>>> What are you doing?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious!").
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>>>>>> start
>>>>>>
>>>>>> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
>>>>>> says the woman.
>>>>>> !
>>>>>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the man.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>>>>>> could
>>>>>> start at any moment."
>>>>>>
"Have a nice day," and he left...