Airslot
02-22-2007, 02:40 PM
Bullfrogs & Blowjobs
>
>A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
>After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
>She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to
>spend a fortune.
>
>"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's
>been trained to give blowjobs!"
>
>"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
>
>"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
>
>The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's
>true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
>
>When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
>skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she
>may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
>
>In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the nois e of pots and
>pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
>She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the
>frog reading cookbooks.
>
>"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
>
>The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your *** is
>gone."
>
>
>
>A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
>After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
>She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to
>spend a fortune.
>
>"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's
>been trained to give blowjobs!"
>
>"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
>
>"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
>
>The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's
>true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
>
>When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
>skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she
>may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
>
>In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the nois e of pots and
>pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
>She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the
>frog reading cookbooks.
>
>"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
>
>The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your *** is
>gone."
>
>