Skools Out
03-03-2007, 02:02 AM
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed
that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied: "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
ever had.
The robot then asked: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat.
Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have. "A martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked: "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered: "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing
NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers
to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned, and took a stool.
Again a martini, and the question: "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out: "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e...
y-o-u-r...
p-e-o-p-l-e...
g-o-i-n-g...
t-o...
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?? ?? ??
that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied: "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
ever had.
The robot then asked: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat.
Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have. "A martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked: "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered: "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing
NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers
to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned, and took a stool.
Again a martini, and the question: "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out: "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e...
y-o-u-r...
p-e-o-p-l-e...
g-o-i-n-g...
t-o...
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?? ?? ??