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msbhammer
03-07-2007, 01:32 AM
Dear Abbey,
I'm a grown 40 year old man who's done alot in my life time. from drinking and smoking to much to home made video camera sex swing vids. The pronlem I have is my mother. She still thinks I'm her little Mikey Poo. I recently tried on some X-Mas stuff that she just gave me, and noticed that she is still shopping in the kiddy section for my clothes. What should I do. *:-/ :-/
Picture of my floods. *:o
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/msbhammer/DSC02342.jpg

Ready for the flood. *;D

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/msbhammer/DSC02343.jpg


Honey, take your pants off for a minute. I got an idea. *;D
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/msbhammer/DSC02344.jpg

Screw Dear Abbey. Problem fixed. ;D :o :o 8) :P :P
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/msbhammer/DSC02345.jpg
randlemanboater
03-07-2007, 01:38 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
msbhammer
03-07-2007, 01:48 AM
I had her keep her sox on so STINKY wouldnt get all excited. ;D
Mulv80
03-07-2007, 01:53 AM
clam diggers ;D
charlie_the_tuna
03-07-2007, 02:12 AM
dam. is that wrist ever gonna heal or what?
msbhammer
03-07-2007, 02:18 AM
Cast comes off Friday. then she can go back to bathing herself and doing the house cleaning. ;D
macojoe
03-07-2007, 02:46 AM
I liked her better in the first picture!! :P
msbhammer
03-07-2007, 03:03 AM
LOL, so did I. :P :P :P
macojoe
03-07-2007, 08:14 AM
Hey look at that, a picture with out the purple pillow!! :o
reelapeelin
03-07-2007, 10:22 AM
Your 1st pic was New Orleans STYLE!!... 8) ...
lumberslinger178
03-07-2007, 10:39 AM
lolololol
willy
03-08-2007, 03:57 AM
Hammer have I ever told ya, Lisa may be too HOT for a guy whose Momma dresses him funny ::)
Just kidding bro, you got to have a set to wear those and record them for posterity ;)
msbhammer
03-08-2007, 06:49 AM
LOL, Lisa got a laugh out of that one Willy. She seems to agree with you on my mommy dressing me oddly. ;D
Stinky_Hooker
03-08-2007, 11:17 AM
I wish I could get an updated foot pic. Been hopin those beauties are doin ok. :-/

Say there Hammer, I am sure they could use a little massage oil and a good working over. Ill come up and help if you need me too. :D
C YENSEN
03-08-2007, 12:15 PM
well maybe you can stroll the beach in those Hammer and not get your pants wet ;D
reelapeelin
03-08-2007, 12:55 PM
I wish I could get an updated foot pic. Been hopin those beauties are doin ok. :-/

Say there Hammer, I am sure they could use a little massage oil and a good working over. Ill come up and help if you need me too. :D



Those WERE updated foot pix... of Hammer's flat-feet ;) ;D ;D ;D ...best put the oil away, Stinkster ::) ... ;D ...
msbhammer
03-08-2007, 05:24 PM
Well, my momma still looks fine in them. Even better with my helmet on while riding the short bus. ;D