reelapeelin
03-08-2007, 05:05 PM
>Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
>her
> >ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
>The
> >ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
>his
> >groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The
>woman
> >rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
> >
> >
> > "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
>could
> >relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be
>all
> >right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in
>obvious
> >agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together
>at
> >his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
>help.
> >She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
> >pants and put her hands inside.
> >
> >
> > She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
>
> >then asked, "How does that feel ?"
> >
> >
> > He replied, "It feels fantastic, but my thumb still hurts like
>hell."
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>her
> >ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
>The
> >ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
>his
> >groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The
>woman
> >rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
> >
> >
> > "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
>could
> >relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be
>all
> >right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in
>obvious
> >agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together
>at
> >his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
>help.
> >She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
> >pants and put her hands inside.
> >
> >
> > She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
>
> >then asked, "How does that feel ?"
> >
> >
> > He replied, "It feels fantastic, but my thumb still hurts like
>hell."
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