reelapeelin
03-19-2007, 05:09 PM
Amazingly simple home remedies
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.
6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.
6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.