good morning

[willy]

http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/ucommons/12c(2).jpg

[charlie_the_tuna]

uh, willy, its afternoon. and where did you find a picture of my girlfriend?

[willy]

Sorry Charlie, been mine since she was a Fredericks of Hollywood model.

[charlie_the_tuna]

there she is again... is that a bit of visible puss i see there?

[parishht]

INJUNS, round up the wagons. :P

[willy]

Don't sweat it Parish just thought I would brighten up the day for ya'll

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/30060653/Images/burkenewc.JPG

[TheTinMan]

oohhhhh!! OOOHHHHHH!
































http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Mnutz/strangeanimal.gif

i've been wantin to use CB's monkey :)

[C YENSEN]

GOT A THING FOR BROOKE BURKE WILLY?

HERE IS MY FAVORITE



http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/cyensen54/heidi.jpg
OH HEIDI! :o ::) :-*

[ebol5]

Thanks Tin, now the scoll bar is acting all sticky! ;D

[willy]

I love Heidi, good German girl :-*
But other than Salma and the Mrs. of course ;D never found anything better than Brooke.
http://i2.ebayimg.com/01/i/07/de/32/d1_1.JPG

[willy]

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/2/3/4/9/1/0/webimg/22718655_o.jpg

[willy]

See what I mean 8)

http://i23.ebayimg.com/06/i/08/9b/79/0d_1_b.JPG

[willy]

But it still comes back to this

http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/ucommons/6b(4).jpg

[C YENSEN]

MUST BE A DARK HAIR AND DARK COMPLECTION THING. YOU LIKE ZETA-JONES TOO?

I AM INTO BLONDES. SOME MAY BE DITZY, BUT WOW THEY GET ME GOIN.

[willy]

I like them all ;D Thats my cross to bear though 8)

With Brooke its tan mostly, which she always had going ;)

[reelapeelin]

Now it's mornin'...and I gotta go splain to my wife how Willy gave me a boner... :o ...and hope she's in a sympathetic mood... ::) ;D ...

[TheTinMan]

...and hope she's in a sympathetic mood... ::) ;D ...

there's always the flyswatter
;)

[willy]

Well then good morning Oz glad you found my post stimulating
Lets keep it going ;D

http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/ucommons/1set-a_002.jpg

[willy]

http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/ucommons/12set-b.jpg

[willy]

There that should hold you guys for a day ;)

[charlie_the_tuna]

gotta pop in on this (again). aint no finer creature on this earth than jessica simpson. dont bother to argue cause you got no argument.
she is "go home and beat your wife to death" fine.

[charlie_the_tuna]

course you wont see her showin no pussi but fine is fine.


ooops. tried to post a picture of her but i guess im still a bit technically challenged.

[Airslot]

Man, I was having an off day, but yall fixed that. Heck, this thread even put a smile on ol' Charlie's face :D

Airslot

[TheTinMan]

:'( My monkey just died! :'(

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey slot, im only smiling because im thinking about beating the old lady.

[charlie_the_tuna]

AND she was born in 1980.
while shes a little old for me i would be willing to make the sacrifice.

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok i think i got it.


http://www.absolutepictures.com/display.php?img=3999&return=%2Fsimpson%2Findex.php %3Fpg%3D9

[willy]

Here ya go Chuckster, she's fine :)
But I still go with the lady up above ;)

http://img.atpictures.com/images2/simpson/6463_simpso45543.jpg

[willy]

And because I know this will make your day Charlie

http://i14.ebayimg.com/05/i/08/5c/6b/07_1.JPG

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey willy i dont know if they messed with your vision or tickled your brain when they were working on your neck but im gonna ask you to go get your glasses and take another look.
THAT SH!T IS PHUKKING FINE!!!!!!!
maybe you need to see a different type of doctor.

[charlie_the_tuna]

and dammit, those are real.
MY GOD!
her pussi must taste like air and peepee.


(swoooon).

catch me im going to faiiinnnnn . .. . .. .. ... .. .. . .

[willy]

And for something a little special, a blast from the past with one of the classiest lady around, she crushed me when I was a yute

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/2/1/2/5/9/webimg/17300518_o.jpg

[Pipe_Dream]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/4MyDogs/Misc/moderators.jpg

at least I hope so

[C YENSEN]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE MACO? ;D

[Pipe_Dream]

Could be . . . or BigShrimpin?

It's the face of big authority.

[Seacrets]

I don't think it's Maco, but it could be Mongo.

[willy]

Another day has bloomed ;D

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/30060653/Images/burkenewa.JPG

[reelapeelin]

Oh wifey...where are you??... ;D ...Willy's done it again!!...What's that?...no, I don't think Willy'll take care of it ... ::) ...

[Airslot]

Brother Willy, today's first pic is a very fine piece of ;)art. RAP, you still lookin for nominations, you know, Dawg of the month club? ;D

Air

[C YENSEN]

hey willy those things of hers real?

[TheTinMan]

Another day has bloomed ;D


.....and so has my monkey....back from the dead! :)

[willy]

Felt real to me, hold on let me close my eyes again and check it out for ya Air.
::)
::)
::)
::)
::)
Yes their real all right ;D

[charlie_the_tuna]

willy, you are perverted and obscene.




















































good for you.

[willy]

;)

[willy]

Went to check again to make sure for you guys, yep

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/lightsoutprints/8_X_10_WP/B_WP/Brooke_Burke_26WP.jpg

[willy]

Yep 8)

[Airslot]

Willy, it was Cy not Air wonderin if they were real. Didn't much matter to me ;)

Air

[willy]

OK my mistook :)

[C YENSEN]

THEY ARE FAKE, LOOK ON THE TOP PHOTO HOW FAR HER N@#PL@ IS TO THE LEFT SIDE, SORRY BROTHER. :(

[Skools Out]

yeah they aren't real but i could care less
Hey willy did you get my recent emails??? sending more your way, or is that why you are perking up lol. I would post them but maco magruff would boot me off the site lol.

[willy]

Maco Magruff LMAO ;D

He's just doing what gots to be done ;)

I'm going to open them now, going to pour another sip first ;D

[charlie_the_tuna]

thems look fake to me but i sure would like to paint em anyways.

[parishht]

Fake, real, what does it matter, there is just a lot of eye candy in this post. :o :P ;) ;D :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[Stinky_Hooker]

Ok guys, yall have done made me look at this thread and lust. CRAP!!!


here are a few on the top of my list.


# 1 will always be Kristen Kreuk

She is so sweet and innocent, its rediculous. Plus I am a huge Smallville fan and well, the rest is hard to explain. ::)

http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/promo_timothywhite3.jpg


#2 and 3 will be a toss up between Kate Bekinsale and the infamous Catherine Zeta.

http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/katebeckinsale3el9.jpg


http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/Catherine20Zeta20Jones7.jpg



Although I think Catherine Zeta would win, she seems more freaky. My wife even says CZ is so fine that SHE would hit it!

Thatll mess with a guys mind!!! :o

[charlie_the_tuna]

hey stinker i didnt hear you mention jessica simpson. is that because she is in another category alltogether?

[Pipe_Dream]

hey stinker i didnt hear you mention jessica simpson. is that because she is in another category alltogether?
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/4MyDogs/Misc/jessicasimpsonbadhair.jpg

[Stinky_Hooker]

Shes hot, Im just a brunette man. 8)

[willy]

Good call on Kate Stink Man, another one of the great creations ;)

[willy]

All right boys wake up and smell the coffee ;)

http://i8.ebayimg.com/03/i/07/c1/67/ea_1.JPG

[willy]

I said good morning :D

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/8/8/4/9/2/webimg/16155675_o.jpg

[C YENSEN]

Morning Willy, I watche Click last night and Kate Beckinsale is so hot :o

[willy]

she is , and so is little Jessica Alba under her. Actually wouldn't that be a incredible sight, Kate under Jessi 8)
With me supervising the activities of course ;D

[reelapeelin]

she is , and so is little Jessica Alba under her. Actually wouldn't that be a incredible sight, Kate under Jessi 8)
With me supervising the activities of course ;D



Supervisin' w/ one hand...we know what w/ the otherhand!! ;D ;D ;D ...

[willy]

Oh no mon sheri Willy will not be involved in self abuse when such pleasure is laid out before him. They would think six pair of hands were on upon them, among other things 8)

[willy]

Todays ration ;D

http://usera.imagecave.com/89indyta/Scans_A/Alba20.jpg

[reelapeelin]

Oh no mon sheri Willy will not be involved in self abuse when such pleasure is laid out before him. They would think six pair of hands were on upon them, among other things 8)



Hey Lumberslinger...above represents the kinda ''head'' ya gotta get in to achieve God status...


...when Willy 1st posted, he was called "Limberslinger"... ;D ;D ...now he's called "Timberswinger"... 8) ...

[chumbucket]

Where's that flyswatter again? ;D

[reelapeelin]

Where's that flyswatter again? ;D




;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ...

[chumbucket]

Camel toe anyone? Mooseknuckle? ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/bospa/123.jpg

[reelapeelin]

Mooseknuckle :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're KILLIN' me here, CB... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[chumbucket]

;D

[willy]

Timberswinger LMAO ;D

[willy]

My favorite actual super model of all times 8)

http://www.thaicybersoft.com/wallpaper/idol/western/paulina_porizkova/page/paulina_porizkova_w001.jpg

[Franco]

I know you guys won't beleive me, but I know the mooseknuckle girl. I used to date her before I met My wife.

[phester]

I know you guys won't beleive me, but I know the mooseknuckle girl. I used to date her before I met My wife.
Details, Franco???

[Franco]

I'm about 98% sure thats a girl I used to date when I lived in Virginia. Her name is Tracy. She is a dead ringer for her. Nice looking, but more trouble than you could ever imagine.
TGAGSG = (Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone)
Dated her for about a year and a half. I almost beat up her dad when he insulted me repeatedly while the three of us were having dinner. He wasn't excited that I was a auto mechanic, and I didn't drink at that time and he kept calling me a "pu$$y" because I didn't drink. She went to the bathroom, I grabbed him up by the collar and told him if he had one more smarta$$ remark I was gonna kick his a$$. She left the next day with him to go back to Alabama for a visit. She came back and we broke up. Now I'm glad he was such an a$$hole, he did me a great big favor.

[phester]

wow, good details

[willy]

It's nice to hear these things, some of us here have some pretty interesting past's . Especially you older guys like CB MJ Franco and that geezer Oz. 8)

[willy]

My favorite TV actress, been in love for years ;D

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Patricia%20Heaton-17.jpg

[TheTinMan]

I like Patricia Heaton too.....but she's got sum big *** ears???

[willy]

Think of them as convienent handle bars 8)

[willy]

Since I won't be here in the morning I thought I would get you all started ;)

http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/14/14975-brooke-burke-sex-e-screensaver.jpg

[willy]

http://www.clubgenc.com/haberimaj/Brooke_Burke_240406-6.jpg

[willy]

http://www.bih.net.ba/fileadmin/photobook/modeli/BrookeBurke.jpg

[reelapeelin]

That woman has FAR too many clothes on ;) 8) ...




...and Franco...a while back, someone told me how good-lookin' this chick was that I'd recently busted up with...told him she LOOKED real good the night I walked out on her crazy-a$$...some serious snakes in that girl's head!!... ::) ...

[Pipe_Dream]

http://www.bih.net.ba/fileadmin/photobook/modeli/BrookeBurke.jpg

I used to date her . . .

[reelapeelin]

I used to date her . . .



Probably gonna need some details on that one, too, Pipe ;) ...

[Pipe_Dream]

Probably gonna need some details on that one, too, Pipe *;) ...
Well, she loved to wear pink shorts and no top around my house, and was always lying on my glass table. She loved for me to mess up her hair. Oh, and her tongue :o She was a lot of fun. But she didn't like dogs or boats, so she had to go.

[Pipe_Dream]

Nobody is calling me on this?? :D

[phester]

Nobody is calling me on this?? *:D
Pipe, you could have taken that photo from UNDERNEATH the table

[willy]

Pipe you are the man LMAO ;D

[willy]

Good morning boys ;D

http://www.imaginarymaps.com/c-pics/jpeg/samples/brooke%20burke%20(3).jpg

[willy]

http://www.imaginarymaps.com/c-pics/jpeg/samples/brooke%20burke%20(5).jpg

[willy]

http://img2.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/0x0/0/138/000138309.jpg

[parishht]

This may not be the right place for this pic,
but you gotta love Venezuelan women and there fashion sense.

I saw this pic on the news this morning,
I don't know who the woman is that is campaigning with Chavez,
but I like her shirt:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/parishht/GottaloveVenwomen.png

[chumbucket]

What's up with the two trying to nudge up behind her? ;D

[willy]

The one guy can't take his eyes off her arse. God Bless him ;D

[reelapeelin]

Sorry Pipe...just got back...yeah...she no like boats and dogs, she WORTHLESS ;D ;D ;D ...but I do agree w/ Phester... ;) ...

[turbinedoctor]

Willy: are you going to update this soon. You got a lot of catching up to do. :D

[msbhammer]

Willy Who, ;D he's still M.I.A. I thought.
But remembered he was off hunting phesant or quail again I think.
Hey Chum, you pull that brackey out of the garage yet. It could make a nice serving platter for the Turkey dinner. ;D

[chumbucket]

Ain't been over there yet Mike. :-/ ::)

[msbhammer]

Hey Chum, That bracket would make a good conversation piece at the dinner table. ;D
Yank her out and dust her off. ;)

[macojoe]

Relentless! I love it!

[Airslot]

Rescued from page three, yikes. Thought I'd send a little wake up call out to brother Willy ;D

Air


http://img95.exs.cx/img95/2150/18pr.jpg

[turbinedoctor]

Nice one Air, I like the way you think. Keep em coming.

[msbhammer]

WOW, Airslot, I need to meet her. ;D

[lumberslinger178]

wow ;D

[msbhammer]

I'm still WOWING at it. ;D
Cant seem to click off the :o picture.

[lumberslinger178]

me 2

[Airslot]

Yep, my greatest contribution to the board ;)

Quality over quantity ya know...

Airslot

[turbinedoctor]

Alot of quality.


Like said before WOW :o

[turbinedoctor]

I bet you dated her too.

[Pipe_Dream]

Where'd you get that pic of my wife?? *Have you hacked into my photobucket account??

[willy]

Yea baby it's true

http://www.buzzhumor.com/images/60/brooke_burke_1331CL6.jpg

[bigshrimpin]

http://www.wellcraftv20.com/gallery/albums/album07/pic9.jpg

[msbhammer]

Thats the perfect V you have there Bigshrimp. ;D

[willy]

Good morning boys, get up and think of something to do ;D

http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/7a/42/0650_1.JPG

[turbinedoctor]

In the V picture it took me 15 minutes to reliaze that there was a mountian back there.



NICE PIC ;D

[willy]

http://www.celebs-wallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Stacy_Keibler.jpg

[turbinedoctor]

Full moon rising ;D

[turbinedoctor]

She's kinda got that deer in the head light look.

[willy]

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/m/marcil/lg1.jpg

[willy]

Good morning

http://i14.ebayimg.com/04/i/08/d0/5a/11_1.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Cindy-Crawford/Cindy-Crawford-65.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Sung-Hi-Lee/Sung-Hi-Lee-4.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Stacy-Keibler/Stacy-Keibler-21.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Monica-Bellucci/Monica-Bellucci-8.JPG

[willy]

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/9905/monica_bellucci_016.jpg

[willy]

http://membres.lycos.fr/mbellucci/photos/mb5.jpg

[macojoe]

Wow this was a 4 tissue morning!! ;) ;D

[willy]

MJ hope you got a full box of tissues ;D

http://www.freemacscreensavers.com/images/alilandry.jpg

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Ali-Landry/Ali-Landry-86.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Ali-Landry/Ali-Landry-26.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Ali-Landry/Ali-Landry-19.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Ramona-Drews/Ramona-Drews-4.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Rachel-Hunter/Rachel-Hunter-1.JPG

[willy]

This one is for Stinky, she's waiting by your tree stand brother

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kristin-Kreuk/Kristin-Kreuk-8.JPG

[msbhammer]

Thanks Willy. After two nights at the bar, the coffee just isnt working on me, but your posting are waking me up.

;D ;D ;D

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kelly-Hu/Kelly-Hu-6.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Nikki-Visser/Nikki-Visser-1.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Julie-Benz/Julie-Benz-31.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Jennifer-Walcott/Jennifer-Walcott-22.JPG

[msbhammer]

Willy, when I die, I wanna be that red cushion. ;D

[willy]

You'll be standing in line for that job right behind me, seniority and RHIP you know ;D
Ms. Kelly Hu works well for me 8)

[willy]

http://www.kevo.com/thumbs/k/92/monica-bellucci-500_500_far.jpg

[macojoe]

Its not morning yet?? Must be wearing sunglasses again 8)

The third girl on this page does it for me!! ;)

[reelapeelin]

Its not morning yet?? Must be wearing sunglasses again 8)

The third girl on this page does it for me!! ;)



I'm w/ you, MJ...that's pretty sporty 8) ...

[C YENSEN]

here is one of my favorites

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/cyensen54/misc/lucy_pinder_8.jpg

[phatdaddy]

I saw a show about the shooting of the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit calender and there was a guy that had the perfect job. When the models would sit on the sand in a thong, it would stick to there backside. His job was to run out with a soft paint brush and clean the area with sand on it. Gotta be the best job in the world.

[macojoe]

http://syncboard.com/albums/My-Porn/layla_kayleigh_gm_l3.jpg

[BuilderFL]

I’ve sent this Christmas postcard to my wife a couple of times, but can’t say I’ve had lots of success…but you’ve got to love it!

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q278/BuilderFL/X-MAS-GI.jpg

[macojoe]

Funny!!
But I have to ask, whats this got to do with hotties??

Clause he isn't a hottie!! ;)

[BuilderFL]

Hammock pic. Duly Noted.

[BuilderFL]

Nothing, just that... humorous

[macojoe]

Duly Noted.


You got 2 minutes from it!! ;)

Nothing, just that... humorous

That it is!! ;D

[BuilderFL]

Maybe this one does?
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q278/BuilderFL/tourist.jpg

[BuilderFL]

Columbus Day Regatta, Miami

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q278/BuilderFL/2.jpg

[willy]

That is more in the line of thinking my friend, wish I was there :D

[willy]

http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~swaid/Carmen%20Electra%205.jpg

[willy]

This one had to be repeated, very fine lines you know ;)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/PF/PF_918739.jpg

[willy]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9985/carmenelectra186ux.jpg

[macojoe]

http://syncboard.com/albums/album02/greendrool.gifhttp://syncboard.com/albums/album02/tongue4.gif

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Heidi-Klum/Heidi-Klum-100.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Heidi-Klum/Heidi-Klum-124.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Heidi-Klum/Heidi-Klum-59.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Heidi-Klum/Heidi-Klum-3.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Paulina-Porizkova/Paulina-Porizkova-5.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Carmella-De-Cesare/Carmella-De-Cesare-5.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Carmella-De-Cesare/Carmella-De-Cesare-36.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Crissy-Moran/Crissy-Moran-7.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Brooke-Burke/Brooke-Burke-111.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Brooke-Burke/Brooke-Burke-23.JPG

[willy]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Brooke-Burke/Brooke-Burke-77.JPG

[willy]

There that is a good days work, got to earn my keep around here ;)

[Pipe_Dream]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q278/BuilderFL/tourist.jpg
I got that pic in an e-mail a while back.

Caption: "Find the girl from Minnesota."
;)

[bigshrimpin]

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/1779/lucypinder25lq4.jpg

[C YENSEN]

thats my girl there BigShrimpin

thank you!

[turbinedoctor]

I got that pic in an e-mail a while back.




Caption: "Find the girl from Minnesota."
;)
And get the one to her left to turn around.

[willy]

Good morning boys

Uncle Willy got something for ya ;D

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/1729/digi_S474_Salma_Hayek.jpg

[willy]

http://membres.lycos.fr/kitspace/SalmaHomePhoto.JPG

[msbhammer]

Willy, need something a little more revealing to pick me up this morning. Havent even finished my first cup of coffee and complaints are already coming in this morning. Crackhead with a drill gun went around town last night trying to drill out all the locks in the soda machines in town along with the local car wash. :'(

[sfprovyn]

For you boys that like the latina's then COLOMBIA is the place to go..Just Walking down the street in any major city will give you a stiffie...Frank

[willy]

I like them all brother, those last couple are Monica Bellucci, Italian, made several movies last few years and considered a national treasure there. She was in Matrix, Tears of the sun and several others. I spent a year and a half in Italy, saw many like her. Wonderful place. My brother is married to a gorgeous Columbian, blonde tall and stunning. My other brother is married to a gorgeous Philipino woman. My brother in law was married, now divorced to an incredible Chinese woman who was a student here, she would take your breath away when she came into the room. They are all fabulous. Blondes brunettes red heads, tall short buxom and petite.
I could go anywhere in the world and would have no problem sporting wood. That is why I love this country so much, they are all here, every kind made by the millions. It's a wonderful thing ;D

[reelapeelin]

...yeah and they all need somebody to love 'em, too ;) ...

[willy]

There is just not enough me to go around, all I can do is try 8)

[Airslot]

Mornin' boys, heard Willy needed a little help keeping up today ;D
http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/18/175/175931584.jpg

Air

[LESTERUS]

CARO AMICCI!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR, JUST COME DOWN TO SOUTH BEACH WITH ME,

LESTERUS (i'l capo di tutti capos)

[lumberslinger178]

airs got a pic of my next wife up here ::)

[macojoe]

OMG Air!! I can die now!! Quick give me a towel!

[charlie_the_tuna]

yeah, she's pretty fukkin hot dude.

[C YENSEN]

INCREDIBLE AIR!!!!!

OH YEAH, AND MJ, I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

LIKE MY AVATAR?

[willy]

Towel what happened MJ run out of tissues ;D

[chumbucket]

Yeah. He used them all. The other day they found him passed out cold, pants at his ankles, and a box of used tissues spread around him on the bed. He told his wife earlier that he was gonna start working out. ;D

[msbhammer]

LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Airslot]

Damn yall are toughon MJ ;D

Here's one from a fantasy a few years ago...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f9/Catherine_Bach.jpg/180px-Catherine_Bach.jpg

The original Daisy Duke.

Air

[charlie_the_tuna]

kinda looks like an old rag next to the new one.

looks like an old rag anyways.

[macojoe]

Cool Hand Luke quote!!

"Shaking it here boss, still shaking it!!" :P

I can't stop looking at that girl!! anyone know her name?? Like to know the girls name I sleep with every night!! :-/

[charlie_the_tuna]

yeah, her name is mrs. the tuna.

now back off big man.

[Airslot]

Here ya go Charlie....Just don't get the keyboard all sticky ;D
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TRND/FP8572~Daisy-Duke-Posters.jpg

[macojoe]

she doesn't hold a candle to that other girl!!

Air whats her name?? Were did you fid her?? I need to know, I need to find more!! I need to send her a email!!

[charlie_the_tuna]

doesnt hold a candle?
are you out of your mind?
have you lost you mind?
are you in your right mind?
do you mind?

she is as hot as hot.

dont make me come up there and slap you.

[macojoe]

who you kidding!! She is short and not portioned right! Nice legs and butt, but if she did not have a ultra push up she have nothing!!
And lets not forget her commercials, if she no put on her skin crap her face she has creators bigger then the moon!

[charlie_the_tuna]

y'know, there is something very very wrong with you. she is short.
so?
you looking for a wrestling partner?
not proportioned?
she has the perfect body.
PERFECT BODY!!!
pushup?
have you seen the video from the movie?
couldnt have cause if'n you did, you would have blasted one in your jeans. or two.
so she has a facial flaw.
thats the only way you know she actually exists and is not a true goddess.
my friend, maybe its time to make an appointment with your optometrist. you're overdue.


by the way, i have that shot of brittany spears cooter shot if'n ya want.

[charlie_the_tuna]

PERFECT BODY!

[macojoe]

Brittany Spears, Please!! I give a mercy f%&^ Just cause she such a **** head!! All these guys and she thinks she so much better then them, She deserves no man!!

[macojoe]

I guess with a smile like yours you have to take what you can get!! :P

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok,
A. im no spears fan
B. who wouldnt hit that just because.
C. wanna see her cooter or not.
D. when you see it, its kinda messed up.

[macojoe]

I saw that shaved figure 8 she calls a kitty!! Didn't do anything for me.

But I am sure the luck guy that got the pic made a pretty penny on that shot!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

For once, Im with Charlie, you nuts MJ. Short is da bomb!!!


Not that I was ever in here..

BYE!! :D

[chumbucket]

The first Daisy Duke was Catherine Bach ;)

[macojoe]

your both nuts!! there is no way she can stand up to Air's girl!!

[Kajun]

well folks.. here's the real deal...never released photo's of marilyn monroe!... you KNOW JFK had to hit this!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=421398&in_page_id=1 773

[msbhammer]

Here is a little CAMEL TOE for everyone. ;D :o :o :o

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/msbhammer/CAMEL1-1.jpg

[charlie_the_tuna]

bad hammie. BAD HAMMIE!

listen you massachusetts lunatic, yes, air's girl is a stunner. no question.
now this is the part thats very important.
come closer.
CLOSER!

jessica simpson is hot what is hot.
there is none finer.
NONE!
this is not opinion. this is fact.

now i will drive up there just to slap you.
dont force me to do it.
i will.










its all about jessica.

[macojoe]

She has to put all that stuff on her face just to look like a women!!
I bet she even shaves!! Thats it she was a guy at one time!! That explains the muscles in her legs!! And the bad skin!! No wonder she is a Pro Active user!!

And Hammer, you just blew the hole thread!! This is a hottie thread!!

Were is willy!! HELP!!! Willy they posting fat ugly girls and women want a be's!!

[turbinedoctor]

What happened to air picture, I didn't get to see what the fuss is about. >:(

[Airslot]

Turbo, page 13, 3/4 way down page. She made MJ mess himself ;D

Air

[willy]

Hammer could you please remove the Moose knuckle, it is causing a disturbance in the force, really :-[

[willy]

http://bestscreen.free.fr/Personnages/Femmes800/Sung%20Hi%20Lee005.jpg

[willy]

http://thighswideshut.org/images/fapfive/terri_harrison.jpg

[willy]

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/antares/Cindy-Crawford-un-exemplu-de-lacomie-2.jpg

[turbinedoctor]

Turbo, page 13, 3/4 way down page. *She made MJ mess himself ;D

Air


Air I just looked again but still no picture ???


Cant see the next to last that willy psoted either. Is it just my computer ???

[Airslot]

Turbo, i guess wifey cranked up the security on ya?
All pics still show for me.
Tis such a shame ;D

Airslot

[charlie_the_tuna]

ok, now i get it.
why didnt you just say so.
not only are you threatened by a woman who is too good looking but also by a woman who is in better physical condition than you.
the muscles in her legs? are you out of your mind?
those legs are GORGEOUS!!!

listen, take another look at that picture.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT A$$? ! ? ! ? !

[charlie_the_tuna]

and kajun, marilyn monroe?
what are you, eighty?


hey guys, please dont show maco any pictures of women he might find intimidating.

anybody got any shots of carol burnett or anjelica houston?

[turbinedoctor]

No but I can send him one of Beatrice Arthur in the nude. ;D

[Airslot]

Hey Hammer, check the door. I think UPS is there with your free braket ;D


http://www.camel-toe.net/free_camel_toe_pic_9.jpg

[lumberslinger178]

now thats a tight package........ ;D ;D ;D :P

[msbhammer]

You the man Air. I would never let the UPS women out of the house.

Willy, you trying to bribe me off with those sweat Asian pics. ;D

[msbhammer]

Willy, the Force has been corrected. I removed the huge camel toe. I figured some of you guys might be Chubby Chasers. ;D
Before removing the pic., I printed it out and will keep it in my wallet. Fatties need loving to. ;D
Might even tape the picture to the the V-20. It will scare off the seagulls from crapping on the V. ;)

[willy]

Definetly scary :o

Thanks Hammer I'm feeling my post return to its normal ebb and flow. I think this post has set sight records for viewings. I've accomplished something in my life 8)

And yes Hammer those pics were a little bribe just for you, something to help you get your mind back on track ;)

[Airslot]

Willy, aside from a few of the "Southern Snaggers", we've got a long winter ahead of us. Just think how great this thread will be in 4 months ;D

Airslot

[Kajun]

hammer post the huge camel toe again...i made a camel toe post on another forum and was baiting them with the canada chick then i was gonna spring the big mamma on them lol

[skpablo]

Have you guys heard the camel toe song? It's a crack up.

[msbhammer]

Kajun, check your PM's. :o

[chumbucket]

Here ya go hammer. ;) ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/bospa/Tila.jpg

[Kajun]

thanks hammer.....thats some nasty chit lol

[msbhammer]

No problem Kajun. Enjoy it ;D

CHUM......what can I say. The things that I could do to her would put me in Jail. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[msbhammer]

Working on the F.O.P. salary contract that is due Monday morning, until I was side tracked by Chums Pics.
Looks like no raises now. Cant get that babe out of my head. *;D

[chumbucket]

;) ;D

[msbhammer]

Ok Chum, I hope you have a spare bedroom. I just added that sweat Asian Babe as my screen saver. Wondering if the wifey will see it or not. If she does, I hope you dont hog the blankets in bed. ;D :o

[skpablo]

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/211-camel-toe.htm

;D

[Airslot]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/9/pica9.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/9/pica8.jpg

[C YENSEN]

this ones for you willy :D

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/cyensen54/misc/brooke.jpg


and this one is for me ;D

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/cyensen54/misc/heidi-klum-05.jpg

[msbhammer]

Didnt know that Willy had a Preg fettish. ;D

[C YENSEN]

he doesn't that is his girl Brooke Burke.

Willy why did you not tell us that you had another kid on the way? :o

[willy]

You know Cy, even with child that woman looks good, real good. I like the other shot, very sweet, makes me hungry.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Didnt know that Willy had a Preg fettish. *;D


He aint the only one!! :o :o

[willy]

Stink though I think this is a topic for another thread I would think a fellow like yourself may be better off just listing what fetishes you don't have, the listing will be shorter ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

Feet and preggos brother, thats all me. 8)