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04-16-2007, 12:09 PM
This may have been here before, but I still like it ;D
A DAMNED FINE EXPLANATION, wouldn't you agree ???
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
ever say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told
me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought
her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are
too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the
sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please. Do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?"
A DAMNED FINE EXPLANATION, wouldn't you agree ???
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
ever say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told
me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought
her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are
too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the
sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please. Do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?"