macojoe
05-03-2007, 12:01 AM
A teacher was doing a study testing the taste senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say:
'Red............cherry,'
'Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green..........lime,'
' Orange .orange,'
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I'll give you all a clue;
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh My Gosh, everyone spit them out!!!! They're a-holes!'
'Red............cherry,'
'Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green..........lime,'
' Orange .orange,'
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I'll give you all a clue;
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh My Gosh, everyone spit them out!!!! They're a-holes!'