reelapeelin
05-28-2007, 03:36 PM
How latex gloves are made...
>>>>
>>>> A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly
>>>> lady, was
>>>> looking very
>>>> nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as
>>>> he put on his
>>>> gloves.
>>>>
>>>> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
>>>>
>>>> "No, I don't" she replied.
>>>>
>>>> Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with
>>>> a big tank of
>>>> latex and
>>>> workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip
>>>> in their hands,
>>>> let them
>>>> dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
>>>> boxes of the
>>>> right size."
>>>>
>>>> She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he
>>>> thought.
>>>>
>>>> But five minutes later, during a delicate portion
>>>> of the dental
>>>> procedure,
>>>> she burst out laughing.
>>>>
>>>> "What's so funny?" he asked.
>>>>
>>>> She says, "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" :o
>>>>
>>>> A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly
>>>> lady, was
>>>> looking very
>>>> nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as
>>>> he put on his
>>>> gloves.
>>>>
>>>> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
>>>>
>>>> "No, I don't" she replied.
>>>>
>>>> Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with
>>>> a big tank of
>>>> latex and
>>>> workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip
>>>> in their hands,
>>>> let them
>>>> dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
>>>> boxes of the
>>>> right size."
>>>>
>>>> She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he
>>>> thought.
>>>>
>>>> But five minutes later, during a delicate portion
>>>> of the dental
>>>> procedure,
>>>> she burst out laughing.
>>>>
>>>> "What's so funny?" he asked.
>>>>
>>>> She says, "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" :o