I have a confession to make...

[Stinky_Hooker]

When I was off of work on Memorial Day I watched "The View" with my wife that morning and.... :(

....I liked it. :-[


I mostly watched this lady though:

Elizabeth Hasselbeck: :o

http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/041220_hasselbeck_vmed_10a_widec.jpg


If there is a HOT-T on there am I excused? :-[


Please someone help, I feel so dirty! :'(

[Blue_Runner]

If it makes you feel any better, I would have watched it too.

[Stinky_Hooker]

I would say that at least 90% of the time I was watching her.


One thing I do remember though (and I'm really concerned about this) was my reaction to a story Barbara Walters told. She told about how she adopted her son and when she was done the audience sighed with a big "aww".

I specifically remember thinking "aww...thats sweet." :o

Oh God, whats wrong with me!! :-X


Please be sensitive here friends.... I am questioning things that Ive never questioned.

I mean its not like I dressed up like a woman or anything, but dang this feels awkward. ::)

[Blue_Runner]

Strangely, this seems normal for the Stinkster....I see nothing to be alarmed about. You are a sensitive man.

[Mulv80]

Hey Stink, why don't you go write a poem about your feelings and share it here :-*

[Stinky_Hooker]

Hey Stink, *why don't you go write a poem about your feelings and share it here :-*


Thanks Mulv, I may just do that tonight. 8)

[parishht]

Stink, nothing wrong with you.
The choices on TV at that time of the morning are slim.

Now if you said you were looking at Joy Bahar for 90%
of the time, welllllll.

[tsubaki]

parish is lying to you. Seek help, for our sake.











;D

[THEFERMANATOR]

I think the real question here is, Were you wearing your thong while watching it?

[frayed_knot]

Awwww, stinky has a sensitive side, how cute.





























Now grow a pair and kick the cat or something ;) Sheeze, the warmer, fuzzier America.

[tsubaki]

I think the real question here is, Were you wearing your thong while watching it?
Please don't get him started. :P :P :-X

[macojoe]

I think they are a bunch of complaining hens!! But I do like Elizabeth! She is pregnant again you know!

[tsubaki]

Oh god MJ not you too!!

[macojoe]

Have to watch something the past month while I am sitting here!!

5 am to 7 am News,
7 to 9am Good Morning America,
9 to 10 am Ellen
10 to 11am Martha Stewart
11 to 12 pm View
12 to 12:30 News

1pm to 4pm Nap time

4 to 5 Oprea

This way I never have to change the channel ;D

[frayed_knot]

Geeze MJ, ain't you got the ESPN? How about a remote, you got one of those? Don't take any effort. I mean dang, Martha Stewart, the View AND Oprah. Please get well quick.

[reelapeelin]

Have to watch something the past month while I am sitting here!!

5 am to 7 am News,
7 to 9am Good Morning America,
9 to 10 am Ellen
10 to 11am Martha Stewart
11 to 12 pm View
12 to 12:30 News

1pm to 4pm Nap time

4 to 5 Oprea

This way I never have to change the channel ;D



Hey Man!!...yer MISSIN' 24 on A&E at 8:00 ...


8) ...



Oh...the Hasselbeck chick is the one got a WAR goin' w/ Dyke Rosie ... so all the guys will be PULLIN' for her ;) ;D ;D ;D ...





heard she's got UGLY feet though ::) ...

[charlie_the_tuna]

dude you are so gay.

[Bygracealone]

MJ, don't you get Fox News? Channel 360 on cable/direct tv... ;)

[THEFERMANATOR]

STINK watching the view.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/bbingsuperman/josh12.jpg

[macojoe]

Geeze MJ, ain't you got the ESPN? How about a remote, you got one of those? Don't take any effort. I mean dang, Martha Stewart, the View AND Oprah. Please get well quick

LOL!! Day time TV sucks!!

I have watched all the A&E movies fishing shows, car shows, Even gotthe deadliest catch yesterday and the Sapranos tonight!

Been going to the basement today fooling around!, My wife is ready to kill me!! I said I only have 4 days till stiches they must be ready for a little abuse!

[tsubaki]

jesus christ

[parishht]

Hey it's either warm and fuzzy shows
or
you can watch the discovery channel and find out
how the human race is surving by a thread of chance.

Earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, meteors, global warming.


or

Jery Springer - My momma made you my granddaughter.
Montel - You ARE the father.
Judge Judy - Pay up scum bag.

or

The price is right - Come on down

Daytime TV s0cks, I am glad I am at work
where I can surf the net.

I know where you are coming from MJ,
I was layed up for four weeks with my neck surgery.

[Stinky_Hooker]

ok guys I think I am ok...i have figured it out.

From what I understand, the males brain is focused on sowing seed 90% of the time. The other 10% in focused mainly on food. These two categories have been known to flunctuate according to a few disfunctional brain cells which stem from the excessive consumption of blue cans


I think my brain was actually in predator mode trying to lure the female into thinking you actually gave a crap about what Barb was saying. I "being a male" didn't catch on to the lengths my brain is capable of doing to supply the 90% category.


Lesson to be learned for our women here...if you see a man, without and erection...fix him a sandwich. 8)

[macojoe]

Or just give me another Viagra!! ;D

[Pipe_Dream]

Waaaaaay too much information on this thread . . . :P

[reelapeelin]

Waaaaaay too much information on this thread . . . :P




Highly suspected of it's motivation ::) ...

[tsubaki]

jesus christ
ditto