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Mac_Attack
06-02-2007, 11:41 PM
-Subject: Let's say I break into your house




Let's say I break into your house...

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in
ages!!!

It explains things better than all the baloney you
hear on TV.

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place
across the country protesting the fact that Congress
is finally addressing the issue of illegal
immigration.

Certain people are angry that
the US might protect its own
borders; might make it harder
to sneak into this country and,
once here, to stay indefinitely.





Let me see if I correctly understand
the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover
me in your house, you insist that I leave.





But I say, "I've made all
the beds and washed the
dishes and did the laundry
and swept the floors. I've
done all the things you don't
like to do. I'm hard-working
and honest (except for when I broke into your
house).

According to the protesters:

You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance
plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to
my family

(my husband will do all of your yard work because
he is also hard-working and honest, except for that
breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out,
I will call my friends who will picket your
house carrying signs that proclaim my
RIGHT to be there.


It's only fair, after all, because you have
a nicer house than I do, and I'm just
trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working
and honest, person, except for well,
you know, I did break into your house

And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a
fraction of the cost of my keep, and
there is nothing you can do about it
without being accused of cold,
uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and
bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn
MY LANGUAGE! so you can communicate with me.

And don't forget to make sure your forms are in MY
language - I need to understand them...

Why can't people see how ridiculous
this is?! If you agree, pass it on ( in English ).
If not - blow it off.........
along with your future finances, healthcare and
personal welfare.

reelapeelin
06-03-2007, 12:18 AM
If he break into my house, I shoot his A$$!! ... ;D ...

macojoe
06-03-2007, 12:38 AM
Ditto!!

And in good old Bush poltics we going to give them a free ride, cause it would cost to much money to round them up!

Look How much we spend on the so called drug war, let it be legle, Tax it and let them pay for it, at least we get the cash to do stuff with it!

Look at the war!! anough said!!

And all the other stupid stuff we spend money on! But thats ok cause I guess we will legel the terrosit also since they are here traing to blow us up at some point, why not give them a free ride also.

reelapeelin
06-03-2007, 12:45 AM
MJ ... every year goes by, our income for 1st 3.5-4 months goes to taxes ...those months, our income goes to city, county, state and federal TAXES ... that's so the elected morons, Dems and Reps will have plenty of our money to PI$$ away helpin' all who don't contribute to the good of our country...it's startin' to get a little OLD, don't ya think :P ...

macojoe
06-03-2007, 12:47 AM
Well here in little Brazil, I mean Cape Cod we no have that problem >:(

reelapeelin
06-03-2007, 12:59 AM
Well here in little Brazil, I mean Cape Cod we no have that problem >:(




...and all this time I thought people flocked there for the sun and fun ;D ;D ...

macojoe
06-03-2007, 01:01 AM
Well if someone had to raid the Cape I am glad it was the Brazilin's, there women have the nicest back sides I have ever seen!! ;D

msbhammer
06-03-2007, 02:01 AM
I agree with REEL, SHoot first, then dig a hole later. ;D

Airslot
06-03-2007, 02:31 AM
I agree with MJ, brazilian women have nice backsides ;D

reelapeelin
06-03-2007, 09:35 AM
I agree with REEL, SHoot first, then dig a hole later. ;D



Yep...equal opportunity...no matter what color, race or religion ;) ... ;D ;D ...

bradford
06-04-2007, 02:47 AM
I don't dial nine eleven, I dial .357 * ;) ;) ;)

p.s. the hole's already dug! :-* :-* :-*

Pipe_Dream
06-04-2007, 10:49 AM
I don't dial nine eleven, I dial .357 * *;) ;) ;)

That's my number, too!

dragn3
06-05-2007, 02:08 PM
YEP! WHAT HE SAID 8)