Yahd Aht

[Monkey Butler]

Here is my current collection...

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/01.jpg

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/02.jpg

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/03.jpg

Not shown is my 13' whaler that's in the back yahd. The admiral says I gots to pare down the fleet. Due to another deadbeat buyer the 19 footer is still for sale ($999).

I wonder if this guy is married?

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/04.jpg

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/05.jpg

BTW, there is a 3rd boat on the other side of the house that isn't in the pics. HEY, I just noticed we both have the same X-mas lights!

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/06.jpg

Not much flare, probably rides really wet.

How anal are you about your waterline? I gotta wonder if this was just a guess or really where she floated...

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/08.jpg

The sign says 20HP, maybe he meant 200?

Dunt, dunt, da.... Dunt, dunt, da, da....

QUICK, name that tune....

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/07.jpg

Steve P.

[TunaHead]

Hey there Mr. Ho... Hmmm that doesn't sound quite right... How 'bout TH for short?

I haven't seen that thing you are holding for years! Last time I saw one it was crawling into Chekov's ear in a Star Trek movie.

Seriously, what the heck is that and how do you cook it?

[msbhammer]

Great Pics, but I actually enjoy the Monkey with the Magnum in his hand. LOL, funny as hell. ;D

[tsubaki]

Seriously, what the heck is that and how do you cook it?

Looks like a mole crab (sand flea) on steroids.

[Blue_Runner]

Yeah, WTF is that you are holding dude? Creepy!

...nice monkey!

[parishht]

That other guy definately is not married
or else he has her trained real good.

Anyway, I like that wooden one, would make a great pirate ship.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/parishht/pirate_with_rum_anim.gif

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/parishht/digyouscurvydog.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/parishht/digyouscurvydog1.gif

[charlie_the_tuna]

uh guys, that is no monkey, its an ape.
and that is one huge sand crab. (sand flea)

[reelapeelin]

Super-Size your Sand Flea, Sir??...Dayum!! :o ...

[frayed_knot]

That ain't no sand flea, that's a SAND FLEA

[macojoe]

Nice

Not Married

And have no idea??

[Monkey Butler]

Notice anything different from the pictures above and this one?

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/a.jpg

Okay, here is a hint...

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/b.jpg


The Admiral is staying overnight in the hospital for a sleep apnea test and the only daughter is on a cruise ship in the Bahamas so it's just me and the boyz tonight and $1000 bucks in my pocket! Whoooo Hooooo!

...and I'm sittin' here talkin' to youse guys. Doh!

[macojoe]

Congrats!!

[frayed_knot]

OK cool, but what up wit da big-azz sand flea?

Oh, somebody stole one of your boats and stuck a Chevy in it's place ;)

[phatdaddy]

you might have enough cash to fill up the boat & the truck if you hurry..........

[Skools Out]

great deal hey i my girl still wants me and i recently bought boat #7 *lol not to mention i have 6 cars in the yard too lol *she says we need more yard lol *;D

[parishht]

I'll bet your admiral gets a CPAP machine
and has to wear it every night to bed.

Try not to miss a night, you feal like sh1t the next day.

[Monkey Butler]

TunaHead,

Wouldn't you be TH? For some reason I can't bring myself to address you as Mr. Head.

Anyways, here is a bigger picture of the "Flea"

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/c.jpg

Seriously, what the heck is that and how do you cook it?

I tried to find a recipe...

http://www.kci2.com/pix/yahd_aht/d.jpg

If you like "tail meat" it should be good eatin' but if you prefer claws then you're SOL.

I finally sold the 19 footer to a couple of good guys who seem like they know what they are getting for the money. I couldn't believe the deadbeats, swindlers, tire kickers, dreamers and scumbags that the internet attracted. Above all here is an email I recieved from the guy who "won" it on ebay...

"Running into a problem with the wfey. She is very upset i bid on the boat without talking to her about it. Oops. She is willing to let me spend only 800.00. She spoke to my brother-in-law who informed her the boat is old and is not worth the money. I'm sure you know how wives are. let me know if this is something we are able to work out."

Fess up, which one of you is it? ;)

[Skools Out]

i know it's Willy and his wifie Stink

[THEFERMANATOR]

great deal hey i my girl still wants me and i recently bought boat #7 *lol not to mention i have 6 cars in the yard too lol *she says we need more yard lol *;D
I got ya beat, I've got 7 boats 6 cars in the yard, but I've got the race car in the garage ;D. Although this may not be a good thing :-/.

[Skools Out]

Ferm i have a 54 Chevy PU street rod and a 51 classic in my garage not inthe list of 6 so still got ya bro, actually my Vette sits out in the weather so the street rod and the 51 Packard can sit inside. *

[Monkey Butler]

Paris,

What the heck is a CPAP machine? Okay, I cheated and Googled it. Great, she needs to wear a gas mask to bed?

[parishht]

Yes it is like wearing a gas mask to bed,
I have to wear one.

Anyway, is that flea from a nuclear power plant discharge area?

[Stinky_Hooker]

So thats a sand flea for real? what the heck? :o

[Stinky_Hooker]

If Im not mistaken its a giant isopod. Closely related to the roly-poly or however you spell it. But, how did you catch it? I thought they lived in really really deep water.

[TunaHead]

There is a type of parasitic isopod that I find inside the gill covers of various fish. They are pure white and get to be ~ 1" long. They look very much like miniature versions of the big fella there. Whats interesting is that their legs end in the same hooked tips. It makes them very difficult to remove. Makes me wonder what kind of surface it lives on cuz those feet weren't built for walking as much as clinging tightly to something.

[randlemanboater]

That must be a rough neighborhood, someone stole the wheels off his boat trailer and left it on blocks.


WHAT IS THAT THING??????? :o

[TunaHead]

Tally Ho, you're Mr head comment reminded me of a story. There used to be a Doctor in this area by the name of Dr. Head. Unfortunately his first name is Richard...

He actually made it onto Letterman's show one time when he won a contest for the worst name... Dr. Dick Head.

[randlemanboater]

I went to college with a guy named Richard Head, of course you know what we called him. We would have called him that even if his name was George Washington, he really lived up to his name.

[tsubaki]

Had a salesman at the electrical supply store with the name Richard Peters and yes he preferred to be called D1ck. He was the nicest and sincere man with such a name.

[tsubaki]

Back to the sand flea if that is what it is. We dug a gallon bag of them at Long Beach NC and never got to fish with them to see if they were any good, most of them went 1 to 1 1/4".

[Stinky_Hooker]

They are GREAT whiting bait...round here at least.... 8)

[Monkey Butler]

Okay, time to come clean. That's not me and I don't know what that thing is. I found those pictures on the internet some time ago. I did do a little Photoshoping on the 'Cookbook" photo but I didn't fake the flea. Here is the original...

http://www.kci2.com/pix/bug1.jpg

I don't know if the photo are real or a fake but I'd like to find out myself.

My daughter has a salt water fish tank. I was searching the net for info on some of the little critters that lived in it and I came across these images but I could not find a related page for them. It seems like it would be an elaborate hoax to fake them so I tend to think they are real but I have never seen any other photos of such a creature.

This guy seemed to be a big hit...

http://www.kci2.com/pix/monkey.gif

but he got a little distorted when I imported him to the site to use as my avatar. Does anyone know how to do this without distortion?

[randlemanboater]

Back to the sand flea if that is what it is. We dug a gallon bag of them at Long Beach NC and never got to fish with them to see if they were any good, most of them went 1 to 1 1/4".


When I was a kid, my grandfather would pay us a quarter for a sand flea (mole crab) that had molted and was still soft shell. We would wonder up and down the beach looking for one rolling in the surf, the soft shell ones cant dig.

It never failed, he would put on a softsehll sandflea and immediatly catch a big pompano.

They say that sheeps head like em too, as well as red and black drum.

[Blue_Runner]

Ok, I went to High School with a girl named Kim D1ck. Her dad's name was Harry - promise!

Then later in life, my wife went to work at this place and they hired on a gal named Sharon D1ck.

True stories - I swear!

8)

[randlemanboater]

There's a lady that works at the PD named Pearl D!ck.

But my favorite D!ck is from Nascar, D!ck Trickle.

Well there is one other that I'm partial to. ::)

[parishht]

There is a psychologist in my area
and his name is Richard Short. ;)

[frayed_knot]

My wife worked in a ***elry store. They had a customer named Gay Hooker. I kid you not.

[bradford]

There was a guy where I went to college named Harry Sack, no lie, he was even in the phone book!