Stinky_Hooker
11-20-2007, 02:37 PM
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . .
....you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and THAT'S when the fight started...
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . .
....you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and THAT'S when the fight started...