Lefty

[nipper]

Hammer, just curious as to how your wife got the name/nickname "Lefty".

[randlemanboater]

:-X

[nipper]

Can't tell what that smiley is supposed to mean. Did I ask an inappropriate question?

[randlemanboater]

Naw, I just cant wait to see where this leads.

[nipper]

I thought that smiley looked like one that is giving an "oh sh--" face. Hammer, I apologize in advance if I have started something bad here.

[macojoe]

her left had has more stamina then the right ;) ;D

[lumberslinger178]

this is gonna be a 4 page thread....lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[tsubaki]

All we need now is to get Stinky involved. :-[ :-X :o

[BuilderFL]

O'-oh! What have you started here..... :o

[parishht]

I know how she got the name Lefty,
but I am sworn to secrecy. ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D :-X

[garagenc]

Where is Stink, haven't heard from him lately??

[nipper]

You may not hear from him on this threat; I think he may also have been sworn to secrecy! Gosh, I sure hope he has.

[THEFERMANATOR]

I remember as well, but I'm waiting to see what a bunch of fisherman will tell as a story. This sort of goes along with the old saying"Nothing grows as fast as a fish, from the time he bites until the time he gets away". There could be some real doozies told on this one ;D.

[nipper]

O M G !!!! What have I started! I recently learned way more than I would have cared to have known about one S. Hooker, Esq. and the origin of the his legendary thong--the answer to this innocent inquiry may be much more than any of us can handle.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Nipper, I thought you learned better than to ask questions on here. ;D


Ill wait to see what comes of this thread as well. :o

[macojoe]

Any one have a roll of Quarters?? ;D

[Franco]

Nipper, you know Hammer has guns don't you!

[Stinky_Hooker]

Any one have a roll of Quarters?? *;D


Hey MJ is that a roll of quarters or are you happy to see me? ;D

Prolly more like a roll of dimes from what CB says though. :D

[Pipe_Dream]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/4MyDogs/gifs%20and%20smilies/worthless.gif



;D

[chumbucket]

Most of us know the answer. But however hammer responds, please request pictures to be posted. ;) 8)

[pikfish]

I'm thinking it not cause she's left handed.... ::)

[msbhammer]

LOL, where have I been at. Been busy on the beer pong table. Lefty was given that nickname by WILLY after Lefty fell out of the sex swing that was attached to a bolt in the ceiling that I installed....thinking I bolted it into a stud. :-X Thus injuring her left arm.
SHe's at work now. Gotta let her know you guys were asking for her. *;) ;D

[chumbucket]

Pics man. We need pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

[msbhammer]

I have since reanchored the swing into a ceiling stud. Lefty is good to go again. ;D :o

[macojoe]

swing into a ceiling stud. Lefty is good to go again

Wow thats one heck of a stud!! I gues its better then you! ;D

[willy]

I'm telling you guys you been looking at a picture of Lefty every time Hammer has posted ::)

And all this talk of sex swings and nick names, rolls of quarters, sweat shirts, AC and bikini clad gorgeous V20 Captains has to stop.
Or I will never get to sleep ;D

[chumbucket]

I know that's Lefty's pic at the bottom of Mikes posts. That does nothing for me after some of the others he has posted. :-/

[THEFERMANATOR]

OK, after all of the swing talk i figured it was time to post a picture of it. The swing is real, the faces may have been changed to protect there safety though.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t271/THEFERMANATOR/HOTTIES/10289-2.jpg

[willy]

Oh Boy

[willy]

willy

All right all seeing eye, very funny ;D

CB warned us what a little power would do in the wrong hands ;D

[msbhammer]

Hey.... Thats my Swing. ;D

[imported_admin]

;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D

[parishht]

LOL, where have I been at. Been busy on the beer pong table. Lefty was given that nickname by WILLY after Lefty fell out of the sex swing that was attached to a bolt in the ceiling that I installed....thinking I bolted it into a stud. *:-X Thus injuring her left arm.
SHe's at work now. Gotta let her know you guys were asking for her. *;) ;D


Oh I can't take it anymore, I have to tell the story.

HAMMER told it to me this way,
he was out working on the V, not the project V but the lonely one,
He came in the house for a minute and Lefty was getting on
him about spending so much time on the boat and none with her.
So HAMMER puts her in the swing and starts spinning her wildly,
next thing the bolt lets loose and Lefty falls to the floor.
That is not when she breaks her wrist, it is when she is chasing
HAMMER with the butcher's cleaver and rat dog gets in the way.
Lefty then trips over rat dog and crashes through the front
door and down the steps.
That is when she breaks her wrist.
To get back at HAMMER, she plans a trip to Atlantic City
and takes all the quarters in the house along.
She also takes HAMMERs favorite V20 sweatshirt and conviently looses it, but we all know that Willy had something
to do with acquireing the sweatshirt.
So for months we saw Lefty in pictures with a cast on her left arm, hence the name "Lefty".
The purple pillow is another story.

[Pipe_Dream]

Well, that kinda took the fun out of it . . . :-/

[msbhammer]

Parishtt spilt the beans. The truth is out. ;D

[lumberslinger178]

lol this place makes my day ;D

[willy]

What sweatshirt, ::)

[msbhammer]

LOL.....Willy is home now aleeping in it. :-X >:( :o ;D ;D

[nipper]

I was away from my office yesterday and did not have access to email. What a story! I kept wondering what the roll of quarters was all about, but then parishht tied it all together for me. Funny stuff!

[parishht]

Ahhhh, but you only assume what the roll of quarters is for.

Just keep thinking cheap hotel and quarters.

[msbhammer]

Cheap Hotels are great. At least that what Willy Tells me. ;D ;D ;D

[willy]

for a few hours ;)

[msbhammer]

Rumor had it...it was not a few hours....but a few minutes. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[willy]

No my friend you misunderstood, that was how long it takes me to convince them to come

[msbhammer]

LOL, Lefty is here laughing Willy. ;D

[willy]

tell her hi for me ;)

[msbhammer]

Hello, right back at ya she says . :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

[bradford]

You crazy swingers should have your own section!

;) :D :o :P ;D

[willy]

We do, you just have to be a God to see it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[macojoe]

Don't start!!

[wpearch]

mj get a little gun shy lol ;D ;D ;D

[msbhammer]

LOL. *;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
MJ gun shy. That will never happen.

[macojoe]

Nope not me!! ;)