reelapeelin
12-27-2007, 10:38 PM
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or
putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from
the forms.
(Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.)
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a
man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting
a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same
to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with
him,can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or
putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from
the forms.
(Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.)
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a
man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting
a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same
to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with
him,can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.