Hammerhead
08-04-2006, 01:01 PM
An old fisherman puts on his lucky hat and heads for the docks looking for some action
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at
it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance,
he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well ya ol'fart, you're doing about three
knots."
Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says,
- You're knot hard,
- You're knot in,
- You're knot getting your money back!"
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at
it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance,
he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well ya ol'fart, you're doing about three
knots."
Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says,
- You're knot hard,
- You're knot in,
- You're knot getting your money back!"