View Full Version : I off to the Hosiptal
macojoe
05-09-2007, 02:12 PM
Ok guys, I off for my surgery and the doc says Monday is the earliest I will get home :'(
Now I know some of you guy's will try to get away with some things (wet thread) but be sure I will have eyes watching and if I hear of any wrong doing, I am going to let Lefty spank you at Hammers party in June ;)
See ya when I get back!! :-* :-* :-*
THEFERMANATOR
05-09-2007, 02:17 PM
PARTY TIME ;D!!!!!!!!!!! *
parishht
05-09-2007, 02:20 PM
Good luck with the surgery, try not to enjoy the good drugs too much. ;D
willy
05-09-2007, 02:33 PM
Good luck Wind Talker, hopefully CB does not take advantage of you while you are under the influence ;D
msbhammer
05-09-2007, 02:35 PM
Good luck stumpy. Take pics. of the hot nurse's. ;D
TunaHead
05-09-2007, 02:37 PM
Nurses... ahhh sponge baths!!!
Of course MJ's nurse will be named Bob or Greg or Brunhilda or something.
Airslot
05-09-2007, 03:03 PM
Best of luck to ya MJ. We'll be on our best behavior.
Hey, Hammer, MJ gone till Monday...I know where you can get a bracket "right" this weekend ;D
msbhammer
05-09-2007, 03:07 PM
Loading up the plasma cutter AIR. We can be in and out real quick. Simply burn the bolts off and grabber and run. ;D ;D
C YENSEN
05-09-2007, 03:08 PM
good luck MJ. hope things go well. if you guys want to find me I will be posting in the "other" thread a lot this week ::) ;D
Pipe_Dream
05-09-2007, 03:18 PM
Best wishes, MJ -- keep 'er steady as she goes.
Blue_Runner
05-09-2007, 06:20 PM
Good luck MJ and hope you have a speedy recovery...I mean I know there is a whole bunch of fluke out there rooting against you on this, but hang in there man!
Blue
tsubaki
05-09-2007, 07:03 PM
Bye, Bye ;D ;D
rb437
05-09-2007, 07:46 PM
.... I am going to let Lefty spank you at Hammers party in June ;)
This is suppose to discourage us?
randlemanboater
05-09-2007, 07:54 PM
God Bless You MJ.
I said a prayer for you.
lumberslinger178
05-09-2007, 08:35 PM
well if mj's gone whos in charge .... ;D this is like a kindergarden class with no teacher ;D ;D ;D ;D
tues we will all have detention ::) :P
good luck mj
phester
05-09-2007, 08:51 PM
good luck MJ, make sure they work on the right [correct] foot
frayed_knot
05-09-2007, 10:47 PM
Good luck bro. Speedy recovery. Where's that WET thread?
2ndchance
05-09-2007, 11:25 PM
May you only have nurses that qualify for the wet or goodmorning thread. ;D It'll help with your recovery. Good luck and we hope to hear from you soon.
charlie_the_tuna
05-10-2007, 12:02 AM
i think his nurses name will be tunahead.
quick, show me the titties.
Franco
05-10-2007, 12:16 AM
I'd ask for a sponge bath! Good luck old buddy
Kajun
05-10-2007, 03:56 AM
good luck MJ..dont worry stinky is in charge and will keep everyone in line.
reelapeelin
05-10-2007, 08:47 AM
Good luck at the hosp....hugs and kisses for the nice, good-lookin' nurses, but for the nasty ones, I kept a squirt-gun loaded from my urinal in drawer by my bed...only chance to use it, it "miss-fired" :P ...oh well ::) ...
When they ask if you want more morphine remember these words; "Yes I do!!" 8) ...enough of that stuff and ,yes it IS possible to levitate your bed and fly it out the window...ask me how I know ;) ...
msbhammer
05-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Well with MJ being now handicapped and disfigured, I think his bracket now makes his V unaccessable for handicapped people. I think we should get together and yank it off for him. I'm truly only thinking of MJ's personal well being. :-* ;D
parishht
05-10-2007, 02:44 PM
MJ whoooooo...
Just kidding, has anyone heard how his surgery went?
TunaHead
05-10-2007, 03:35 PM
TunaHead went back to school and got himself a masters degree so he don't hafta give no sponge baths anymore. No suppositories either. ;D
chumbucket
05-10-2007, 05:46 PM
I talked to MJ today. Surgery went fine. He could probably go home in a day or two under normal circumstances, but his doctor knows he won't stay off the foot. That's what led him to having this surgery in the first place. So, they're gonna keep him for about four days. I'm sure they're going to want to get rid of him before then though. ::) They've probably already had their fill of windtalking by now. ;D
Airslot
05-10-2007, 06:03 PM
Thanks for the update Chum. Yeah, I don't figure they will try to keep him much extra ;)
parishht
05-10-2007, 06:14 PM
Dam, he must have good insurance.
I had my neck fused on a Friday morning and I was
home to see the 11:00 news on Saturday.
They said, can you piss?
I said yeah,
They said you are outta here.
Mac_Attack
05-10-2007, 06:22 PM
Thanks CB for the update! MJ get well soon but don't try and hurry things. Be the old bull slow and easy. Billy Mac ;D
Stinky where is that wet thread?
chumbucket
05-10-2007, 06:34 PM
MJ doesn't know how to be the old slow and easy bull. He IS the proverbial "Bull in a China Shop" ::)
reelapeelin
05-10-2007, 07:10 PM
MJ doesn't know how to be the old slow and easy bull. He IS the proverbial "Bull in a China Shop" ::)
The doctors will show him slow and easy ;) ...
Hammerhead
05-11-2007, 01:17 AM
Been away a few days. MJ, I'll keep you in my prayers.
reelapeelin
05-11-2007, 07:46 AM
Somebody better hustle a laptop up to him B4 he goes into DTs or somethin' ;) ...
msbhammer
05-11-2007, 03:33 PM
MJ is lucky he isnt in Lewes at Beebe Hospital. Damm A$$hole called in to the hospital and stated that two bombs will go off at 12. Portion of the hospital was cleared, five bomb dogs were called in. Three of the dogs alerted on one vehicle in the parking garage, but no bomb was found. >:(
macojoe
05-11-2007, 10:11 PM
Thanks all!!
Here I am in my hospital bed, and able to talk to all of you!! This a great world!!
I even have a privet room so I can look at porn ;)
well all went well they say, they had to remove a bone and left it open to drain the infection, and will close Monday.
But doc says I will be walking limited!! in time for hammers party!! ;D
turbinedoctor
05-11-2007, 10:14 PM
great news. glad to hear you are doing well. youll be back on youfeet in no time (punn intended) ;D
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