repost for Fluke Multimeter

[chumbucket]

I posted this here about a month ot two ago, then put it on Ebay. Received bids higher than my asking price, then the winning bidder never followed through. So, I thought I'd repost it here again.
Once again; $100 plus shipping. Possible trades for fishing gear?
I have For Sale;

Fluke 87-III Digital Multimeter
with yellow rubber armor casing and standard probes. Had some optional probes but can't find them.
This Multimeter is in excellent shape and functions perfectly.
It retailed new about four years ago for right around $350.00

# Features: Digital Display
# 4,000 count, 20,000 count in high resolution mode
# Large, high contrast, easy-to-read digital display with an analog pointer
# 32 Seg Pointer
# Backlit display with on/off controls for easy viewing in all lighting conditions
# True-rms at readings to deliver the correct measurement, even when harmonics are present
# Automatic Touch Hold automatically triggers the meter to capture stable non-zero readings, freeing you to focus on the test probes
# Fused Current Inputs
# Continuity
# MIN/MAX Mode captures fast transients
# Peak MIN/MAX - 250 µSec (87 III and 87/E only)
# Relative Mode
# Diode Test
# Sleep Mode - 30 minutes
# IEC 61010 Rating - CATIII-1000V
# Battery access door that enables changing batteries without breaking the calibration seal

* Digital Display
* 4,000 count, 20,000 count in high resolution mode
* Large, high contrast, easy-to-read digital display with an analog pointer
* 32 Seg Pointer
* Backlit display with on/off controls for easy viewing in all lighting conditions
* True-rms at readings to deliver the correct measurement, even when harmonics are present
* Automatic Touch Hold automatically triggers the meter to capture stable non-zero readings, freeing you to focus on the test probes
* Fused Current Inputs
* Continuity
* MIN/MAX Mode captures fast transients
* Peak MIN/MAX - 250 µSec (87 III and 87/E only)
* Relative Mode
* Diode Test
* Sleep Mode - 30 minutes
* IEC 61010 Rating - CATIII-1000V
* Battery access door that enables changing batteries without breaking the calibration seal
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/bospa/meter12cc.jpg

[reelapeelin]

OK, solution we ALL will enjoy...pass the hat, collect C-Note for CB...CB sends Multi-Meter to Stinky...Stink sets up Video cam; presses record...camera captures the action as Stink powers-up Fluke Multi-Meter...shirtless and wearing nothing but RED-HOT THONG and taking probe in each hand, touches probes to nipples (red to right)...cam 2, already focused directly on Multi-Meter, slowly zooms in on screen as SMOKE begins to find its way between seams in the yellow case...then as cam 2 pulls back, Fluke Multi-Meter, now smoking furiously, BLOWS in a ball of HOT GASSES and SHOOTING SPARKS...send tape to home video company, collect $100,000; split evenly among participants(Stinkola gets 20% extra performance BONUS)...

Who's in??... ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D

[shicks007]

LMFAO RAP!

[macojoe]

Hey CB, keep your junk to yourself! :o

Rap, I will pay the hole $100 for that video!! ;D But only if I can join him!! :-*

[reelapeelin]

OK MJ...drive down to Carolina, I'll drive us to Stinky's and run the cameras while you and Stinky whoop it up on camera...better swing by CB's on your way out; hand him $100, get the Multi-Meter and COME ON DOWN!! ;D 8) ;D 8)...

Hey Franco...meet us on I-75 and I-10 at Valdosta...you can go w/us...uh, I may need some HELP...Stinky and MJ in thongs...might need LOTTA help...8)...

[Franco]

I'll bring the handcuffs and creamcheese!!!! When we leavin???

[chumbucket]

Handcuffs and creamcheese? I'm liking the sounds of this baby! ;D

[macojoe]

Good cause you the guy getting the Creamcheese out of the Glory Hole! :o

[chumbucket]

According to RAP's plan, that's Stinky's role. :o

[mirage2521]

This thread has taken a very strange turn ???

[chumbucket]

Don't they all mirage?
This one's RAP's fault. ::)

[reelapeelin]

Hard as I'm LMFAOFF right now, I'll take the blame.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...handcuffs and creamcheese... ::) ;D ;D...

[chumbucket]

Okay, one last time and hopefully without any smarta$$ comments the peanut gallery known as MJ ::)
BTT ???
Anybody ???
Trades ???



Guess I'll try Ebay one last time by this weekend. ::)

[reelapeelin]

Sorry, CB...just tryin' to have some fun til a ''buyer'' stepped up and took it from ya...sounds like a good deal...if I needed another one I'd get it from ya... ;) :)...

[chumbucket]

It's all good RAP. Just bustin MJ's stones. ;)

[Stinky_Hooker]

DANG YALL JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!!!!


ILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!

[Franco]

DANG I'M SCARED NOW!

[Franco]

LMFAO
Could this guy possibly have a job the requires a security clearance!!

[chumbucket]

Ummmmmm, you forgot the creamcheese and handcuffs. >:( :'(




;D ;D ;D

[reelapeelin]

Somehow I think another post is comin'... ;) ;D...

[Blue_Runner]

CB, you gotta include Stinky's pic in your eBay auction....If you do I think it might sell this time ;)

[mirage2521]

CB, you gotta include Stinky's pic in your eBay auction....If you do I think it might sell this time *;)

That would be the deal making photo is I was Fluke shopping, a vivid illustation of alternative uses

[macojoe]

Somehow I think another post is comin'... ...

I am even going to try!!

All I have to say is that I work for the Dept. of Mental health, and as nuts as I am, I am still a worker!

But I am sure we have a empty bed for him!!

[willy]

MJ I have been trying to pin Stinky down to a specific location for awhile, was going to call in and have some help sent over for him. But he is an elusive devil. I'm thinking of getting Skools to set a trap with those twin Yammies and a net over them. Something should be done soon ;D

[Skools Out]

hey how ya know Willy I've got him on the phone so move in guys lol.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Just got off the phone with him....boy I got a hankerin for twin v6's now. ::)


Skools is a really nice guy, enjoyed our chat. There was alot of talk about horsepower as you might imagine.


PS one thing that would trap me for sure is a 200 four banger Yammie with a pair of pink lace thongs on the prop. For me to resist would be futile. ;D

[Skools Out]

hey Stink i'll ask my rep what he can get a 4 stroke 200 for @ cost.

[willy]

Don't forget the panties Skools ;)

[chumbucket]

Well, we can lay this one to rest. The meter is sold.