Airport Security

[Destroyer]

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TAMPA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT :

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3172
Enlarged Prostates 8249
Breast Implants 59350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 435 members of congress had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know.

[cfelton]

Thats funny!! I like that !

[bradford]

I heard about a guy who was pissed off about having to be felt up so he popped a viagra before going to the airport wearing sweatpants.

[GREYWOLF]

:you::you: I bet they thought he was packing a long gun LOL

[Destroyer]

:you::you: I bet they thought he was packing a long gun LOL


Or a Derranger :you:

[bradford]

Harrington & RICHARDSON

[Pipe_Dream]

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No one is above suspicion.