Would you??

[Stinky_Hooker]

I was laying in bed last night watching the clock not sleeping per as usual. I had finished two games of "touch and go" and won both. I got bored with that and got to thinking would you for $1 million lay your dangle on a piece of wood and take a sharp hammer rap to the tip?

Im in limbo on this one. :head:

[RWilson2526]

Guarantee or no guarantee of permanent damage? That would be my deciding factor.....

[Pipe_Dream]

Hmmm...

Tax-free?

[Blue_Runner]

Define "sharp"

[charlie_the_tuna]

aint much i wouldnt do for a million.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Lets say it still funtional, the head just might look like a mushroom stamp. :nut:

[Destroyer]

For a million? Naaaa... Now it you're talking about ...say....$5 million or maybe $10 million, plus all related medical expenses.... Maybe...

[RidgeRunner]

I'll pass. Pictures are neither wanted nor required. If your looking for volunteers I nominate my FIL. He would probably do it for 50 bucks, I would take the rest of the loot.

[phatdaddy]

ancient mayan priest used to place their unit on alters and stab repeatly with stone daggers, then they would take rags and soak up the blood and burn them. the smoke would get them closer to the gods and grant them wisdom.

and they wonder why the race died out

[Blue_Runner]

Tell ya what Stink. You bring a suitcase full of a million in 100's cash and I will bring the hammer. Let's do this! :beer:

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[Stinky_Hooker]

:you:

[jasoncooperpcola]

Can i do the ol thumb out the zipper trick?

[Kracker Jack]

I would take 2 hits for a million!!!!!!!!!!:bat:

[lumberslinger178]

:oh:

[ssiredfish]

Obviously none of you sailors have ever caught the Clap before:cry:....and YOU have to pay for it!!!!

.......Besides.....I wouldnt want to scare the hammer

[reelapeelin]

If I can do it while erect...the hammer wouldn't stand a chance...bring the money...:party:

[SkunkBoat]

Well, I've smacked my thumb with a hammer many times and it still works. The Black N Blue goes away and the nail grows out...and lets face it, I'm over the hill, only bangin one woman for whatever years left that either one of us is even interested...:head:and hell, thats just a good excuse to get up at 4 AM and go fishin'...sooooo...$1,000,000.00:bat:

[Monkey Butler]

Oh, I get it now.

I've been sittin' here thinkin' who on this board has a million???

Being a Stinky thread and all I though he meant would you PAY a million to have someone smack your thingy with a hammer.

Silly me. Well if it was Vanna White maybe I'd pay her $250,000 to do it.

That's all I have in my 401K